Flowers

• sleeper

  

  No explanation needed, what's the deal with them? My mom says I should buy girls flowers because they are pretty, is she full of shit, or am I?
  
  :-/
• Al Bundy

  sleeper wrote: No explanation needed, what's the deal with them? My mom says I should buy girls flowers because they are pretty, is she full of shit, or am I?
  
  :-/

  It depends on the girl. Some girls like them, but other see them as something that will just die in a few days. Try to find out if the girl likes them. Buy your mom a flower for mother's day.
• sleeper

  

  Yeah I'm going to buy my mom some flowers, that's a given. But for some random chick who hasn't sucked my D yet? I think I'll pass.
• tuskytuffguy

  Buy them, and you will get your D sucked. If not, kick her to the curb.
• Al Bundy

  sleeper wrote: Yeah I'm going to buy my mom some flowers, that's a given. But for some random chick who hasn't sucked my D yet? I think I'll pass.

  I would pass too.
• coyotes22

  

  fuck buyin flowers!
  
  why buy'em, when you can pick'em for free!!
• skank

  

  sleeper wrote: Yeah I'm going to buy my mom some flowers, that's a given. But for some random chick who hasn't sucked my D yet? I think I'll pass.

  Maybe if you suck HER D, she'll buy YOU flowers.
• CenterBHSFan

  

  coyotes22 wrote: fuck buyin flowers!
  
  why buy'em, when you can pick'em for free!!

  Believe it or not, I actually agree with this!
  
  I'm totally into wildflowers and couldn't give a rats ass about roses.
  I know, totally against the norm. But roses and such are overrated.
  
  Daisies are the perfect flower!
• Glory Days

  

  is this just random or is there a purpose for buying her flowers?(other than hoping to get some ass)
• sleeper

  

  Who knows man, my mom thinks the reason I don't have a gf is because I don't buy them flowers. I think its a crock of shit, and the only crock I need is a vagina.
• Angel

  Have your mom read this website and she'll know exactly why you don't have a girlfriend.
• majorspark

  

  coyotes22 wrote: fuck buyin flowers!
  
  why buy'em, when you can pick'em for free!!

  This. You can have your women eating out of the palm of your hand. Tell her you hiked five miles uphill through the woods to find this quaint country meadow that was full of flowers that reminded you of here beauty. Just don't let her get a close look at your neighbor lady's flower garden
• I Wear Pants

  If she has a yard give her some potted flowers. That way the "it'll just die in a few days thing" isn't relevant. And if it's a perennial you win because then even when she's broken up with you she'll be reminded of you every time she goes in her yard.
• coyotes22

  

  majorspark wrote:

  coyotes22 wrote: fuck buyin flowers!
  
  why buy'em, when you can pick'em for free!!

  This. You can have your women eating out of the palm of your hand. Tell her you hiked five miles uphill through the woods to find this quaint country meadow that was full of flowers that reminded you of here beauty. Just don't let her get a close look at your neighbor lady's flower garden

  hahaha
• se-alum

  

  Chicks dig surprise flowers. I've never bought a girl flowers on a day she would expect them, but surprise flowers will get you laid!