WTF? Texan decapitates wife with chainsaws

• Fab1b

  

  http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100429/ap_on_re_us/us_texas_chainsaw_death
  

  Police searched Wednesday for a Texas man authorities say used two chain saws to decapitate his wife before leaving her body in the street near their suburban Dallas home.
  
  Maria Corona's body was found around 11 a.m. Monday by a postal worker outside the family's one-story brick home in Lewisville, located about 25 miles outside Dallas, authorities said.
  
  Police arrived at the home, shortly after the mail carrier called 911, and found a trail of blood from the body to the home, according to a search warrant affidavit. Two chain saws with blades covered in blood were on the tailgate of a pickup truck in the driveway. One of the chain saws was still running, the affidavit said.

  A few days after the son decapitated his mother in Jacksonville, FL.
  
  Dude has a stache coming in though:
  
• GoChiefs

  

  Why the hell would you need TWO chainsaws??
• Stiffman

  

  How dare you call him a Texan!
• Stiffman

  

  First one ran out of gas??
• Fab1b

  

  I said Texan only becuase this was the title of the article:

  Police say Texan decapitated wife with chain saw

• holy_buckeye

  Man, been there. Completely understand.
• Fab1b

  

  Me too but I just divorced her, thought about the chainsaw in the garage but opted for divorce instead!
• futbol4ever

  Hey, when dinner's not on the table at the time it should be ...
• se-alum

  

  Go big or go home!
• slide22

  Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
  
  Sorry I had to.
• CinciX12

  

  GoChiefs wrote: Why the hell would you need TWO chainsaws??

  Why the hell WOULDN'T you use two?
• Fab1b

  

  Sometimes you just have to try to get ahead in this crazy world I guess!!
• september63

  

  Dude must be a strong fella to cut of BOTH her arms with chainsaws at the same time!!
• NNN

  

  Fab1b wrote: Dude has a stache coming in though:
  

  Looks to me like Charles Bronson is alive and well in Mexico.
• Fly4Fun

  

  He wanted more head... she said no, so he took matters into his own hands...
• BigDog

  GoChiefs wrote: Why the hell would you need TWO chainsaws??

  
  Because he didn't have three.
• Fab1b

  

  That's what Woody would have said
• gerb131

  

  I know its bad to say this but thats pretty cool. I mean I get sick of all the same old knifings, shootings, stranglings, its about time someone changed it up a little bit. It would have only been cooler if he drove to Arizona with her head on.
• CinciX12

  

  gerb131 wrote: I know its bad to say this but thats pretty cool. I mean I get sick of all the same old knifings, shootings, stranglings, its about time someone changed it up a little bit. It would have only been cooler if he drove to Arizona with her head on.

  Lol thats fucking disgusting, and I laughed way to hard at it.
• Gameover

  He then proceeded to test drive a Ford Ranger at a local dealership. They then reported it stolen 3 hours after the murder.
  
  Wowsers.
• berry

  He cuts off her head with 2 chainsaws and then test drives a Ford. This has insanity plea written all over it.
• Fab1b

  

  Well hell cut off your wife's head might as well get a new truck right?
• 2quik4u

  

  berry wrote: He cuts off her head with 2 chainsaws and then test drives a Ford. This has insanity plea written all over it.

  lol
• Heretic

  

  Man, the awesome things I didn't think of when going through dissolution proceedings. That would have been an epic way to end my marriage!
• hoops23

  

  berry wrote: He cuts off her head with 2 chainsaws and then test drives a Ford. This has insanity plea written all over it.

  Only if it was a Toyota instead of a Ford.