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Telemarketers nightmare

  • kritzell
    My 91 year old Grandmother sent me this. It's a riot. Oldie but goodie.

    http://joshualowry.vox.com/library/audio/6a00c225203796f21900c2252ab8c18e1d.html
  • LJ
    haha yeah Tom Mabe, I have a recording of a bunch of his pranks from WNCI Morning Zoo from the late 90's, funny ass shit.

    "So you wanna give me an estimate on windows??? Alright see here, that's fine and all, but can you bring me some beer? See here I am on In Home Incarceration.... so, can ya bring me some beer?"

    lol
  • derek bomar
    hahahahahaaaaa
  • sleeper
    lol'd
  • CenterBHSFan
    That's hilarious! Wish I had the talent to pull something like that off!!
  • LJ
    They are all extremely hilarious

    "Yes we would like to offer you a free carpet cleaning"
    "Ok great, can ya'll get blood out? There is blood EVERYWHERE"

    "Ok steve, see last night, I had this dream that I was a telemarketer and I just ran around the building killing everyone"
  • THE4RINGZ
    Tom Mape's "crime scene" is hilarious. As is the one where the White House calls and invites him and his wife to a Presidential fund raiser. Great stuff.
  • krambman
    That was pretty funny. My dad used to mess with telemarketers all the time when I was a kid. He'd act like it was an old friend he was talking to or he'd pretend to offer them some product that he was selling. It was always hilarious to sit there and listen to him do it.
  • Sonofanump
    I do not know how anyone can listen to Bob & Tom.
    It is insane the amount of giggling they do over other peoples jokes, annoying as hell, like a laugh track on repeat.