How long after you eat...

• j_crazy

  

  i usually eat on the toilet and let gravity do it's thing.
• gerb131

  

  No longer than a half hour or if I eat late its the first thing in the morning.
• Stiffman

  

  1-2 times a day at least for me. In high school I had to stop at a friends house to drop a duece. They weren't home from school yet. I basically did a B&E. While I'm on the toilet, the oldest brother comes home. Fortunately, he left really quickly. I wrapped up and got out of there unnoticed.
• redstreak one

  

  My wife thinks the same thing, that after she eats something greasy it goes right through her! I told her she was full of shit! lol
  
  24 to 72 hours depending on the person.
  
  http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/digestive-system/AN00896
• Bud Kilmer

  

  Never trust a fart my friends.
  
  Pretty much during the meal here.
• bigkahuna

  majorspark wrote:

  ts1227 wrote:

  majorspark wrote:

  I Wear Pants wrote: Most disappointing thing ever: Getting out of the shower and realizing you have to shit.

  LOL. No shit.

  And it's ALWAYS one of those sticky ones where you basically need to take another shower to feel confident that you eradicated that problem.

  No shit again. There is never enough toilet paper to take care of those. You can eternally wipe and some still ends up on your shorts.

  LOL
  
  If I ever shit right before, during or right after a shower, I just jump in the shower and don't even both about wiping. It's not worth the time, effort, and tp to try and wipe.
  
  It's usually about 10-15mins after I eat. I usually shit 3 times a day. (I'm from Midwest Ohio, so it's not just MV)
  My college buddies thought I was crazy for shitting that much. My one roomate actually said and proved that he shits once a week, on Sunday.
  
  I got sick of plunging the toilet after him, so he would run across the street to an oncampus shitter and do business. I'm not kidding one time he shit a nugget the size of a softball. I told him he needed to shit more often.
• jmog

  About once a day...unless I had mexican, then its within 20 minutes of eating.
  
  
  Somehow on a church retreat once this subject got brought up, one woman admitted to believing her husband had a problem when they first got married because he went to the bathroom once a day.
  
  She goes as long as 2 WEEKS (yes, I said weeks) between craps.
  
  I honestly didn't know that was humanly possible.
• UA5straightin2008

  

  bigkahuna wrote:
  If I ever shit right before, during or right after a shower, I just jump in the shower and don't even bother about wiping. It's not worth the time, effort, and tp to try and wipe.
  

  dude, thats gross
• Glory Days

  

  UA5straightin2008 wrote:

  bigkahuna wrote:
  If I ever shit right before, during or right after a shower, I just jump in the shower and don't even bother about wiping. It's not worth the time, effort, and tp to try and wipe.
  

  dude, thats gross

  why? its probably more sanitary to use soap and water to wash your ass than just wiping.
• UA5straightin2008

  

  because then you actually touch the shit with your hand, thats gross
• mtrulz

  coyotes22 wrote: im a shitty poster!!

• bigkahuna

  UA5straightin2008 wrote: because then you actually touch the shit with your hand, thats gross

  I use the loofa and leave it for my wife.....duh.
  
  
  In all honesty, I grab a 2 wash clothes. 1 for my ass and one for my legs. I throw them right into the wash as soon as I'm done.
• UA5straightin2008

  

  fair enough lol