Need Help on Problem with a Neighbor

• hasbeen

  

  bigkahuna wrote: My wife doesn't let me pee outside, I don't think she'd let me shit.

  oh....so she has your balls in a jar?
  
  
  
• GoChiefs

  

  bigkahuna wrote: My wife doesn't let me pee outside, I don't think she'd let me shit.

  You wouldn't happen to be the alter ego of coyotes22 would you?
• Gardens35

  GoChiefs wrote:

  bigkahuna wrote: My wife doesn't let me pee outside, I don't think she'd let me shit.

  You wouldn't happen to be the alter ego of coyotes22 would you?

  BOOSTed YOUR POST COUNT right there
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  I'd shoot the dog.... and not the doberman.
• CenterBHSFan

  

  ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote: I'd shoot the dog.... and not the doberman.

  Nahhh, I'm pretty sure you would beat the dog.
• bigkahuna

  pnhasbeen wrote:

  bigkahuna wrote: My wife doesn't let me pee outside, I don't think she'd let me shit.

  oh....so she has your balls in a jar?
  
  
  

  No, she just doesn't want to see me get arrested for indecent exposure, be labled a sex offender, and lose my teaching license.
  
  BTW that's what she actually said when I asked her what the big deal was peeing outside.
• genghis dong

  You have to do something about it. Our neighbor always let his dog shit in our yard. I asked that he please pick it up and he blew me off. So anytime his dog shit in my yard I returned it to his yard and added my dogs shit too. Problem solved. He walks the other way and couldn't be nicer like nothing ever happened.
• BRF

  

  genghis dong wrote: He walks the other way and couldn't be nicer like nothing ever happened.

  Uh oh! This suggests that your neighbor has done something back at you that you don't know about!
• wes_mantooth

  

  dwccrew wrote: Get a bigger dog that will pee on their doberman.

  Zactly.
  
  Or I would just pee on your neighbor....think of that scene from Me, Myself and Irene where Jim Carrey gets back at his neighbor.
• bcubed

  

  I'd kick that dog in the balls and if that doesn't work then go to your neighbor's house and kick him in the balls too. The best thing is they can't kick yours back because they are in a jar at home!
• BRF

  

  bcubed wrote: . The best thing is they can't kick yours back because they are in a jar at home!

  Aight! I laughed.
• bigkahuna

  bcubed wrote: The best thing is they can't kick yours back because they are in a jar at home!

  GFY... LOL
• Timber

  LOL... This reminds me of The Man Show... when Adam was outside of The Staples Center for a Cher concert. He was asking the men going in with their wives... "What room in the house does she keep your balls?" LOL
• homefield

  

  bcubed wrote: I'd kick that dog in the balls and if that doesn't work then go to your neighbor's house and kick him in the balls too. The best thing is they can't kick yours back because they are in a jar at home!

  This gets my vote for the reply of the year and maybe even entry into the ohiochatter hall of fame.
• hang_loose

  Get one of those "super soaker" squirt guns and blast both dogs!!!