I'm Shomer Shabbos

• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest.. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!!
  
  
  SHOMER SHABBOS!!
• Mooney44Cards

  

  Saturday is Shabbat. A Shomer Shabbos is someone who adheres to the Jewish day of rest.
  
  I am the Walrus?
• osu99

  Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
  The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
  Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
• osu99

  Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
  The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
  Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
  The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...
  Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
  The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
  Walter Sobchak: And you know this!
  The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
  Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
  The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
  Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
  [shouting]
  Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Mooney44Cards wrote:
  
  I am the Walrus?

  STFU Donnie! V.I. Lenin... Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  I told that fuck down at the league office... Who's in charge of scheduling?..
  Burkhalter...
  I told that kraut a fuckin thousand times I don't roll on Shabbos
  He already posted it
  Well he can fuckin un-post it!!!
• bcubed

  

  "Nice Marmot"
• dwccrew

  

  The Jesus: I'ma gonna shove that gun up your ass and pull the fucking trigger until it goes click.
  Walter: Jesus.
  The Jesus: you said it man, nobody fucks with the jesus!
  
  
  Thug: What the fuck is this? [drops bowling ball]
  The dude: Obviously you are not a golfer
• Mooney44Cards

  

  "This guy's not a millionaire, he's a fuckin loser!
  
  Hey at least I'm house-broken!"
  
  Didn't even get this line the first time I saw it, but it may be the funniest line in the movie.
• dwccrew

  

  This movie is the GOAT
• dwccrew

  

  
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• dwccrew

  

  Possibly the greatest shot in the movie.
  
  
• dwccrew

  

  For the thread
  
  
• Trueblue23

  

  Dude: Uzi!?!?
  
  Walter: You didn't think I was rollin outta here naked did ya?!?!
  
  CLASSIC
• j_crazy

  

  hey how'd that go.
  oh fine. dude's car got a little banged up.
  Walter what the fuck are you talking about? we didn't make the drop they didn't get the fucking money.
  And, and they're they're gonna...
  they're gonna kill that pooooooorr woman.
• j_crazy

  

  the most classic line in the movie:
  
  they peed on your fucking rug.
  
  
  
• Trueblue23

  

  SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE!!!
• dwccrew

  

  Donnie you're out of your element.
• Websurfinbird

  

  
  
  Say, friend - you got any more of that good sarsaparilla?
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Websurfinbird wrote:
  
  Say, friend - you got any more of that good sarsaparilla?

  Sioux City?