How about a dirty jokes thread?

• osu99

  Share 'em if you got 'em.
• ricola

  

  how about not
• WeAreNC

  A 6 year old girl was walking through the park with her mom when she saw 2 teenagers having sex, and she asked "mommy, what are they doing?" and the mom replied honey they are making cupcakes, now lets go. The following day they were at the zoo when the little girl witnessed 2 monkeys going at it, I mean this monkey was tearing the other monkey up, and again the girl ask.. "mommy, what are they doing?" and again the mom replies honey they are making cupcakes, now lets go. The following morning the little girl was sitting on the couch and down the steps comes mommy and daddy. The little girl says "Mommy you and daddy made cup cakes last night didn't you?" and they look at eachother and the mommy ask "Honey, how to do you know that?" and the little girl says. I JUST LICKED THE ICING OFF THE COUCH.
• TCLfan

  First Christmas Joke of 2009
  
  
  
  
  
  
  2009's First Christmas Joke
  
  Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
  
  'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
  
  The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
  
  'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
  
  The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
  
  Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
  
  The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
  
  St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
  
  The man replied, 'These are Carols.'
  
  And So The 2009 Christmas Season Begins
  
  ......only 54 days left!
• NOL fan

  One day a physician was doing examinations on girls that were getting physicals so they could join the cheerleader squad. The first girl had a large imprint of an “O” on her chest and the doctor couldn’t figure it out, so he asked the girl what it was. The girl said, “Doc, my boyfriend is an Ohio State player and I like him to wear his letter jacket when we make love. The next girl had her examination and the doctor noticed a large imprint of a “M” on her chest. He asked her what it was. She said, “Doc, my boyfriend is a Michigan player and I like him to wear his letter jacket when we make love. The last girl came in for her physical and the doctor noticed another large imprint of a “M” on her chest. This time the doctor felt smart, so he said, “Oh, I see your boyfriend plays for Michigan”. The girl sounded somewhat confused by his remark and she said, “No, but my girlfriend plays volleyball for Wisconsin.
• Al Capone

  NOL fan wrote: One day a physician was doing examinations on girls that were getting physicals so they could join the cheerleader squad. The first girl had a large imprint of an “O” on her chest and the doctor couldn’t figure it out, so he asked the girl what it was. The girl said, “Doc, my boyfriend is an Ohio State player and I like him to wear his letter jacket when we make love. The next girl had her examination and the doctor noticed a large imprint of a “M” on her chest. He asked her what it was. She said, “Doc, my boyfriend is a Michigan player and I like him to wear his letter jacket when we make love. The last girl came in for her physical and the doctor noticed another large imprint of a “M” on her chest. This time the doctor felt smart, so he said, “Oh, I see your boyfriend plays for Michigan”. The girl sounded somewhat confused by his remark and she said, “No, but my girlfriend plays volleyball for Wisconsin.

  Winner so far!
• iclfan2

  

  What did Hellen Keller do when she fell own a well?
  
  
  Screamed her hands off!