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2012

  • Fab1b
    Heretic wrote:
    Curly J wrote: If Justin says it's going to end or not, I'm with him.
    If Justin says you're going to be his bitch for a night, would you still be with him?

    I'm really wondering. He's told me that if I want to remain a mod, I have to do that. I'm scared... :s
    It only hurts at first!! He gave me a lollipop and sent me back to the mod lounge after.
  • Trueblue23
    justincredible wrote: I mean, sure, the world might end but it will have nothing to do with the Mayan calendar.
    Exactly.

    Everyone is freakin out over nothing. "HOLY SHIT! The mayan calender just suddenly ended, for NO REASON!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!"

    Well here's what really happened.

    Back in 1514 or 2000 BC or whatever, a bunch of Mayans were heading to work at the local calender factory. For years, all they did was scribble dates onto slate, years and months they would never see, some even as far as 4000 years away. One day, one mayan man, hating his life a little more than usual that day, said "FUCK THIS!". He then called in a bomb threat, causing mass chaos and rumors of a conspiracy. The calender factory shut down that day, never to be re-opened. The mayan men were then left to impregnate virgins and smoke mad blunts, all day long! VIVA LA RESISTANCE!
  • Con_Alma
    I'll go out on a limb and say no.