Sexual Positions Thread

• McFly1955

  

  The Dharma Initiative --- Can be combined with any position, speak with a Scottish accent and constantly say 'brotha' every other word, and call the women 'Penny', regardless of her real name.
  
  In scottish Desmond voice:
  
  "How'd ya like that Penny, would you like it harder brotha?"
  "you on top now, brotha"
  
  etc....
  
  get creative.
• Strapping Young Lad

  

  The Roller Dick Coaster
• justcompete

  Rodeo style-
  Kneeling doggy style, grab her pony-tail and call her by her sister's name. See if you can stay on for 8 seconds.
• UA5straightin2008

  

  pink sock
  dirty sanchez
  mexican flapjack
  one eyed pirate
  pump fake
• BR1986FB

  The OchoCinco
• THE4RINGZ

  

  UA5straightin2008 wrote: pink sock
  dirty sanchez
  mexican flapjack
  one eyed pirate
  pump fake

  I like one I call "the lacrosse goalie" I beat her around the face and body with my junk then when I score she throws up her hands and cries. It's priceless.
• jpake1

  

  The African Swan Fuck
• justincredible

  

  Alabama Crag Dangle
• osudarby08

  

  THE4RINGZ wrote:

  UA5straightin2008 wrote: pink sock
  dirty sanchez
  mexican flapjack
  one eyed pirate
  pump fake

  I like one I call "the lacrosse goalie" I beat her around the face and body with my junk then when I score she throws up her hands and cries. It's priceless.

  fail. If hes such a pussy you try standing in goal since its so girly.
• Glory Days

  

  The mtrulz
• bwcomet89

  Alabama hot pocket
• gorocks99

  

  Alaskan pipeline
• gorocks99

  

  DVDA
• UA5straightin2008

  

  osudarby08 wrote:

  THE4RINGZ wrote:

  UA5straightin2008 wrote: pink sock
  dirty sanchez
  mexican flapjack
  one eyed pirate
  pump fake

  I like one I call "the lacrosse goalie" I beat her around the face and body with my junk then when I score she throws up her hands and cries. It's priceless.

  fail. If hes such a pussy you try standing in goal since its so girly.

  yeah, 4ringz is a big 6'4" pussy
• gorocks99

  

  UA5straightin2008 wrote:

  osudarby08 wrote:

  THE4RINGZ wrote:

  UA5straightin2008 wrote: pink sock
  dirty sanchez
  mexican flapjack
  one eyed pirate
  pump fake

  I like one I call "the lacrosse goalie" I beat her around the face and body with my junk then when I score she throws up her hands and cries. It's priceless.

  fail. If hes such a pussy you try standing in goal since its so girly.

  yeah, 4ringz is a big 6'4" pussy

  He's got Kate Gosselin beat then, and that's difficult.
• Sonofanump

  McFly1955 wrote: The Dharma Initiative --- Can be combined with any position, speak with a Scottish accent and constantly say 'brotha' every other word, and call the women 'Penny', regardless of her real name.
  
  In scottish Desmond voice:
  
  "How'd ya like that Penny, would you like it harder brotha?"
  "you on top now, brotha"
  
  etc....
  
  get creative.

  She keep yelling back at me "Your gonna die Charlie!"
• June18

  My favorite is the Burning Amazon aka The Smokey Bear
• Fabio

  The prowling shark.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  osudarby08 wrote:

  THE4RINGZ wrote:

  UA5straightin2008 wrote: pink sock
  dirty sanchez
  mexican flapjack
  one eyed pirate
  pump fake

  I like one I call "the lacrosse goalie" I beat her around the face and body with my junk then when I score she throws up her hands and cries. It's priceless.

  fail. If hes such a pussy you try standing in goal since its so girly.

  Settle down there tough guy. First of all I was not insinuating anyone is a pussy especially not UA. If my comment led someone to believe that was my point, I was misunderstood and apologize for not making such a misleading statement.
  
  I was simply trying to bust some balls in what I thought was a funny and creative way.
• Tiernan

  Go right into a Carolina Cross-Bow after some Tiajuana Tongue Tatoos