Why say "do what you want"?

• Devils Advocate

  

  When you really mean
  
  
  
  
  "Do it and you might wake up without your testicles?
• gorocks99

  

  Next time she says it to you just PIIHB
• raiderbuck

  lmao
  
  My ex would say that...it's definitely a trap
• Gblock

  i hate that.....along those lines i constantly have to go thru this w my girl.....she never knows where she wants to eat...i damn near starve while she thinks....ill throw out like forty places not really caring which finally she'll say ok to one.....then monday night she hits me with "we always go where you want"..."You pick everytime"....i serioiusly almost blew a gasket
• Fab1b

  

  Gblock I know what you mean brother!
• power i

  

  Devils Advocate wrote: When you really mean
  
  
  
  
  "Do it and you might wake up without your testicles?

  Kinda like "whatever" really means f-you?
• justincredible

  

  raiderbuck wrote: lmao
  
  My ex would say that...it's definitely a trap

  
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Better than the "I don't know where I want to eat" rant is this little gem mine throws out if we are traveling somewhere and stop at like McDonald's for a quick snack on the road. She stands there and stares at the menu trying to decide what she wants. They have had the same fucking menu since we were kids. Make a decision, people are waiting.
• Fab1b

  

  The4ringz your avatar is killing me!!!
• THE4RINGZ

  

  She ain't bad, is she?
• Fab1b

  

  Not bad at all!!
• THE4RINGZ

  

  You'd hit it?
• Fab1b

  

  You know it, with a truck of course!!
• gorocks99

  

  Poor truck
• THE4RINGZ

  

  And by truck I suppose you are referring to a Mack not a Silverado?
• Fab1b

  

  I mean Gravedigger:
  
• thePITman

  

  I said this to my girlfriend last week when she asked me about something. Haha! I really meant it and gave her the decision and knew I couldn't hold it against her; but I know that by saying it, she knows how I feel about it.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  You would dig your own grave if any of your friends found out you were hitting that.
• Fab1b

  

  LOL
• vball10set

  good god,ringz...
• Devils Advocate

  

  And if she asks you "does this make my ass look big?" The answer is always "hell no babe! that's hot! If we weren't in such a hurry... I'd have to rip those off of you and do you right here!
• Devils Advocate

  

  That would probably be the only time it's OK to lie to the wifey!
• adog

  A place in VanWert Ohio took care of the problem with the question and answer "Where do you want to eat? Answer: I don't care"........Name of place in VanWert?....." I Don't Care Bar & Grille"...1st time wifey said I don't care to me after this place opened...off we went to VanWert..'bout 35 miles from us....she never said I don't care to me again......lol
• Apple

  

  DA-
  You only need to worry if the little bird is also a lawyer.
• Devils Advocate

  

  Oh oh.....I'm screwed!