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Anyone ever hire a midget for a party?

  • BigAppleBuckeye
    What is the etiquette for having midgets at a party?

    For my bachelor party, the original plan was for my shortish friend to box a real kangaroo, but I don't really talk to that guy anymore so I doubt he will agree to it. Was thinking of subbing in a midget: anyone have the scoop?

    It is generally frowned upon to chuck them?
  • LJ
    Never had a midget for a party, but a friend of mine had a midget deliver flowers and sing to his gf on her birthday
  • ss7
    Yes, I would say that chucking a midget would be frowned upon.
  • enigmaax
    I went to a Kick The Midget party one time in Cincinnati. He was paid handsomely for his bruises.
  • vball10set
    good god,man!!!
  • Websurfinbird
    BigAppleBuckeye wrote: What is the etiquette for having midgets at a party?

    For my bachelor party, the original plan was for my shortish friend to box a real kangaroo, but I don't really talk to that guy anymore so I doubt he will agree to it. Was thinking of subbing in a midget: anyone have the scoop?

    It is generally frowned upon to chuck them?
    Oh boy ....

    See what I'm dealing with? Most women just have to worry about a stripper or two, I got the man who wants midgets. :dodgy:

    And I believe the correct term is little person.
  • power i
    I think they prefer the term "little people".
  • BigAppleBuckeye
    Websurfinbird wrote:
    BigAppleBuckeye wrote: What is the etiquette for having midgets at a party?

    For my bachelor party, the original plan was for my shortish friend to box a real kangaroo, but I don't really talk to that guy anymore so I doubt he will agree to it. Was thinking of subbing in a midget: anyone have the scoop?

    It is generally frowned upon to chuck them?
    Oh boy ....

    See what I'm dealing with? Most women just have to worry about a stripper or two, I got the man who wants midgets. :dodgy:

    And I believe the correct term is little person.
    Oh, there will be strippers .... in between a riveting duel between a midget wearing Apollo Creed red, white and blue trunks and a kangaroo ... probably in Tijuana, for legal reasons of course :)
  • Websurfinbird
    BigAppleBuckeye wrote:
    Websurfinbird wrote:
    BigAppleBuckeye wrote: What is the etiquette for having midgets at a party?

    For my bachelor party, the original plan was for my shortish friend to box a real kangaroo, but I don't really talk to that guy anymore so I doubt he will agree to it. Was thinking of subbing in a midget: anyone have the scoop?

    It is generally frowned upon to chuck them?
    Oh boy ....

    See what I'm dealing with? Most women just have to worry about a stripper or two, I got the man who wants midgets. :dodgy:

    And I believe the correct term is little person.
    Oh, there will be strippers .... in between a riveting duel between a midget wearing Apollo Creed red, white and blue trunks and a kangaroo ... probably in Tijuana, for legal reasons of course :)
    Well be it that my fiance is likely to end up in a SONA like prison ala "Prison Break," I'm now accepting marriage proposals from the free huddle nation. :P
  • Cleveland Buck
  • j_crazy
    they're not real. you can do whatever you want with them

    I once had one as a pet, then I got bored and my dad flushed it down the toilet for me.
  • 1_beast
    to hell with boxing, midget strippers....lol now your talking
  • Heretic
    No, but at a local grocery store, I see one in there often stocking cola and stuff. Every time I see the wee fellow, it brings a grin to my face and I imagine that he'd be a hit at parties if you dressed him in a funny costume and had him do goofy stuff.
  • j_crazy
    Cleveland Buck wrote:
    I'm not computer literate enough to do it, but that would be funnier if it said, "It takes less digging to bury them."
  • power i
    That made me really lol.
  • derek bomar
    better question...would you date a midget?
  • ss7
    j_crazy wrote:
    Cleveland Buck wrote:
    I'm not computer literate enough to do it, but that would be funnier if it said, "It takes less digging to bury them."
    That may be the funniest shit I've read in 9 days.
  • Soda Popinski
    j_crazy wrote: they're not real. you can do whatever you want with them

    I once had one as a pet, then I got bored and my dad flushed it down the toilet for me.
    I lol'd. Very, very much.
  • fiver
    hahaha this is classic.
  • Rotinaj
    There was a midget convention at a hotel my buddy works at. I heard it was some pretty creepy stuff lol. I wouldnt mind taggin a midget though. Shit would be crazy!!
  • darbypitcher22
    I don't know where'd you hire them at.
  • Fab1b
    I freaking love little people, I want one!!
  • joebaseball
    Back when I lived in Chicago we hired a midget from Milwaukee to go bar hopping with us in BFE Illinois on a party bus for a friends birthday. He wore a sombrero that had chips and salsa on it and walked around. It was awesome!
  • ss7
    joebaseball wrote: Back when I lived in Chicago we hired a midget from Milwaukee to go bar hopping with us in BFE Illinois on a party bus for a friends birthday. He wore a sombrero that had chips and salsa on it and walked around. It was awesome!
    That's a great idea. I wish I would have thought of that for this weekend. It's probably too late to track down a midget now.
  • osu99


    http://www.jollydwarf.com/Home.html

    This guy's probably a little pricey considering his celebrity status but it might be worth looking into for your party needs.