Every guy's got his dream right?

• Trueblue23

  

  Hell, every guy's got his dream, am I right? Between you, me and the wall here, I had a doozy myself last night. Ha ha, ha, ha. Get this: A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles yo-yo's, a circus midget. My grandmother riding by on a bicycle give me the finger, and a duck!
• mattinctown

  Was the nun good???
• Trueblue23

  

  Oh my lord. I am sorry honey, please don't ! Could you get your daddy on the phone. No, don't hang up please I...
• sleeper

  

  
• Trueblue23

  

  I could go to your mama's house and start a small fire in her panties!
• Apple

  

  Trueblue23 wrote: I could go to your mama's house and start a small fire in her panties!

  Don't bother, zwick and his brother already have.
• Trueblue23

  

  Apple wrote:

  Trueblue23 wrote: I could go to your mama's house and start a small fire in her panties!

  Don't bother, zwick and his brother already have.

  Syphilis is no joke bro
• Curly J

  

  Apple wrote:

  Trueblue23 wrote: I could go to your mama's house and start a small fire in her panties!

  Don't bother, zwick and his brother already have.

  Ya mean Zwick and NCF are brothers ??? (Just kiddin' Zwick)
• Quint

  

  Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I'm taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses!
  
  My name? Uhhhh. . . Meoff. . . Jack.
• darbypitcher22

  

  had a dream I got married....she was a good looking girl and all but just the fact that I got married was enough to turn it into a nightmare