Have you ever, um, been with, a mother/daughter?

• jjhacker

  Sage wrote:Why, so you can alter the wording and some syntax, and then repost it later and try to pass it off as your own work? That's your MO, is it not?

  Umm ... I know what you're talking about, but I wasn't even a member of the Huddle when you did whatever it is you're so proud of. I heard about it second hand once people began asking who banana was, and your name came up.
  
  But hey, I did it for the shits 'n giggles, so if it will calm you down:
  
  You, the Mighty Sage, are the epic king of all that is huddle meltdown.
  
  There, now go get your binky and take a nap. You're cranky. Internet cool kids need their sleep.
  

  wes_mantooth wrote: I love it when Sage is on the edge!!!

  It does make for some entertainment. Why do you think I'm poking at him?
• WebFire

  rocketalum wrote: It's probably because I'm sometimes described as a bit of a curmudgeon and more often as an asshole, but I found this to be one of my favorite posts of all time.

  I would agree.
• jjhacker

  Footwedge wrote: Wow...you are quite the stud aintcha pard? Are these type of things how you grade your personal success in life?
  
  Maybe your own daughters will be train pullers, who knows?

  Oh relax. I'm no catch, but when you send the parents away, Mennonite chicks become firecrackers in bed.
• Sage

  

  You want to kiss the pinky ring, Peel? I'll let you.
• NOL fan

  ernest_t_bass wrote: Some of you guys need to figure out this whole "reply" thing with quotes.

  is there a way to avoid the "quote of a quote of a quote etc" from showing up? (other than deleting all of them manually before replying)
• jjhacker

  Sage wrote: You want to kiss the pinky ring, Peel? I'll let you.

  Will it help your self esteem and maybe calm you down?
  
  In that case, sure. Anything for an internet cool kid.
• Shane Falco

  Sage did you get shot down by the mother or the daughter?
• Laley23

  

  Had the chance and didnt take it.
  
  My friend from college and I had hooked up a few times. One weekend of a tailgate her mom came down for the weekend. Both nights my friend had to leave early for work in the AM, and left her mom with her friends (guys and girls). The mother both nights came onto me, second night I walked her to her hotel. She invited me in and I declined.....damn Im a F'in idiot. Chick was a MILF if Ive ever seen one, hotter than the daughter.
• Laley23

  

  NOL fan wrote:
  is there a way to avoid the "quote of a quote of a quote etc" from showing up? (other than deleting all of them manually before replying)

  Just delete the quotes that you dont want. Its pretty easy, but can be time consuming if there are a few you want to get rid of.
• Apple

  

  Voice-
  Only do them both if they live outside Mercer County. Anything inside Mercer might give you a bad rep with other women.
• newarkcatholicfan

  

  No.
  Has two chances though back when I had a real life.
• dat dude

  Sage ftw.
• fish82

  

  +1 for Grandmas. They're underrated.
• HitsRus

  

  power i wrote: Oh God, don't do that to a mother. If she knows about you and the daughter, that's one thing if she's that skanky and doesn't mind. But if you did and she later found out, or the daughter found out, that could be really bad.

  
  ^^^spot on.
  Don't be a dick. You could really screw up a family's relationship for life just for your own few minutes of what is probably an average experience. Ugh! Have some scruples man.
• TBone14

  

  Sage wrote:

  ernest_t_bass wrote:

  Sage wrote: Can we just put a stop on these sorry ass threads?

  Waiting on some of yours... :dodgy:

  
  You will continue to wait then, until I get something deemed thread-worthy. It will involve death, cocaine, law-breaking, somebody getting their internet teeth kicked in, pirates, or something of equal bad-assery.
  
  Won't it include:
  
  -WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR LUNCH TODAY?
  
  -HAVE YOU EVER [INSERT-AWKWARD-SEXUAL-SITUATION]?
  
  - WHAT'S IN THE CD PLAYER? --- (What the fuck is a CD player?)
  
  -OMG THIS GIRL IS SO HOT. LOOK AT THIS AIRBRUSHED HOT GIRL AND BASK IN HER GENERIC BEAUTY!!! BASK!!!!!
  
  - I NEED ADVICE FROM AN INTERNET MOB ON SOME GIRL I LIKE (Even though I need to look no further then to whom I'm seeking advice from to see why I'm fucking up with women in the first place).
  
  - I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE HELL GOOGLE IS---SO SOMEBODY ANSWER THIS RIDICULOUSLY SIMPLE QUESTION THAT I ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO BUT LIKE SOMEBODY TO CUP MY TESTICLES AND COO ME THE ANSWER ANYWAY
  
  Or just some other ridiculously generic post that idiots post just to start a thread and try to get a bunch of responses. I have no idea what prick started this trend--probably the same asshole that was 70 year's old with a national forest's worth of pubic hair and decided it was kosher to walk around a men's locker room naked. (HINT: It's not. Regardless of pubic hair thickness and age--but those dudes are the most heinous offenders).
  
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  Anyway, I digress. Nobody here has fucked a mom and a daughter. If they have--they're lying. And if they're not lying, they fucked some of the bigger skanks in this world---which is nothing earth shattering or worthy of commending. Skanks have been getting banged for centuries.

  
  Rack him. Great post.
• darbypitcher22

  

  I haven't but I know of somebody who has.
  
  If you have the opportunity, I'd say go for it.
• Apple

  

  My old brother did it.