So, I'm 99% sure that I'm going to hell.

• LJ

  

  sportswizuhrd wrote:

  LJ wrote:

  tcarrier32 wrote:

  LJ wrote:

  SQ_Crazies wrote:

  Fab1b wrote:

  SQ_Crazies wrote: Hahahaha, that's awesome! Good for you.
  
  This just reminds me of the baseball dads from South Park.

  One of my favorite episodes for sure, Randy drunk at little league games "guess that's my guy"!! LMAO
  
  

  I thought this was America!

  God I love that episode. It was on WGN the other night. BTW if you do Netflix they have almost all the South Park seasons on streaming

  LJ -
  www.southparkstudios.com

  I know, but I would rather watch it on my tv

  Hooking your laptop up to your TV is cheaper(and better)than Netflix.

  Nah, I like my netflix through my PS3, and it's better than having to hook and unhook my laptop all the time, plus I get BluRay movies with it.
• rmolin73

  

  This story made my night.
• Timber

  LOL... just be prepared for J baby to unleash at a very poor time. Got a friend who's 3 year old dropped a couple of "No you shitheads" with the pointer in her hand in front of the pre-school class...(helping the teacher out) lol I do not think she brought up the whole Presby thing though...
• martyirish

  

  j_crazy,
  That is a pretty damn funny story.
  But to your defense
  I would have told him to F off also
• Con_Alma

  j_crazy wrote:
  I couldn't give a fuck less about your view on this situation....

  I don't think this is true. I think you do care what people think about how you parent...even if it's subconsciously.
• fan_from_texas

  Presbyterian? Priceless.
• mtrulz

  You'd be there anyway.
• Tigerfan00

  

  Looks like some dumbass bumped a lot of threads up, slow at the high school track mtulz?
• enigmaax

  So today in the Wal Mart my son who is 13 months old pulled one of those crying fits. I immediately thought of this thread.
  
  I'm just kind of standing there watching the demon baby (before I do my normal pick him up and hold him upside down - shuts him right up, but I have to give him a minute or two or he'll try to flop right out of my arms), and this (likely) high school kid says to me, kinda laughing, "Boy, he's mad, huh?"
  
  So I say, "Ha ha, yeah...hey, um.....are you by chance a Presbyterian?"
  He says, "Huh? Uh....no, not really."
  I say, "That's good, I didn't want to have to go all j_crazy on your ass."
  He gives me a funny look and walks away, then I hear him say kind of under his breath, "What's a Presbyterian?"
  
  Just thought I'd let you know how your influence is far reaching.
• Heretic

  

  Tigerfan00 wrote: Looks like some dumbass bumped a lot of threads up, slow at the high school track mtulz?

  He is a random chap. Doesn't show up for a couple of days and then suddenly carpetbombs this forum with a dozen or so mindless posts. Maybe that means his act's getting so tired, stale and old that he's even getting tired of it, so it's getting more difficult for him to find the energy to be annoying on a regular basis.
• gibby08

  

  You made yourself look like an asshole
• Tigerfan00

  

  Thats probably a better thing then being a dumbass, gibby.
• Scarlet_Buckeye

  

  j_crazy wrote: I should note that I was pretty sure that I was heading there anyway, but last night I'm confident I punched my ticket.
  
  Last night, at the grocery store, j_baby was having a rough one. She's usually a very well behaved kid (and I'm being objective here) but last night she wanted some yogurt or fruit snacks that were in the cart, but not paid for and j_lady and I weren't letting her have them. Rather than baby her, or spank her(at 15 mos. she's still too young to spank just yet, IMO) we let her down and just let her scream and point and yell and we just kept telling her (in calm voices because she seems to react to us being calm/nervous) "it's okay, you're alright. You can't have them now..."
  
  
  
  When all of the sudden, ole boy (in his mid 50's) looks over at his wife and says "look at the way these idiots handle their child."
  
  Me - "Excuse me?"
  j_lady - "j_crazy, don't."
  Me - "No, No, No, babe. What the FUCK did you say?" *pointing at ole boy.
  j_lady - "Oh shit." *picking up j_baby
  Ole boy - "You gonna let that brat act like that in public."
  Me - "Just between you and me, I'd rather she not act like that but I'm not giving into her and will teach her how to act when she's upset. But just so you and your fucking dumbass wife know, I couldn't give a fuck less about your view on this situation. So I'd back the fuck off and go buy some fucking baby carrots if I were you."
  
  2 notes here
  1. This is happening in the deli section of Alberston's. The produce (i.e. where the baby carrots are) would be on the other side of the store.
  2. I'm wearing khaki shorts and a tee shirt that says "Circulating Crude Engineers All Over the World" (it's from the Marietta College Petroleum Engineering department). He's wearing slacks and a polo, his wife is in a dress with a large cross necklace.
  
  ole boy - "Come on dear, I should have known someone dressed like that would act like a fool."
  me - "Fuck you. You fucking Presbyterian." *Still not exactly sure why I said that, I have no beef with Presbyterians.
  j_lady - "What makes you think he's Presbyterian?" *Laughing (she understands I say random shit when I get white hot mad).
  me - "Because he's a FUCKING ASSHOLE! Thats how I know." *Screaming to be sure he heard me.
  
  When we got home I put like 20 bucks in the swear jar. It should be noted that until this incident I was doing really well at not swearing in front of j_baby. I obviously need to keep working on it.
  
  
  I thought you chatterers would enjoy my humiliation in the grocery store.

  Wow. He was wrong at first, but you completely overreacted and really were out of line (more so than he was)
• SQ_Crazies

  

  j_crazy, dude was a dick. Good job putting him in his place and fuck whatever some of these other people said. As soon as he called you out, he became the asshole. Kids are kids, he'd know that if his dick worked. But when he called you out he asked for it, some people just don't get that I suppose.
  
  I had a run in with an asshole the other day, since we're telling stories and it's 5 AM and I'm wide awake and bored as fuck here is mine:
  
  Went home for the weekend, stopped at my parents lake house on the way to pick my sister and her friend up. Left there to go to my parents house in Salem with the two of them. Top down in the Mustang, jammin', enjoying one of the first nice days of the year. Basically I'm in a great mood.
  
  A little way down the road, I'm behind two cars going 45 in a 55. I'm in a Mustang GT, I have no interest in sitting behind slow people. Well, this guy in front of me goes out around this lady--I can see for about a mile down the road, there is no one coming. I go out around her with him, and don't you know that as soon as I go around, this guy lifts off the gas and goes around her as slowly as he can. So I'm like alright, wtf...I sneak in between them once he finally gets around. Then, like a prick, he looks in his rear view at me and in a very animated way, he taps on his head a few times as if to tell me to use my head. I instantly started laughing because it made no sense, and like any other man, I flipped him the bird.
  
  Well...this guy wasn't having that. He LOCKED his brakes up. No normal brake check, I mean there was rubber laid on the road--I almost couldn't believe it. I wasn't following him dangerously close or anything, but instinct said this guy is crazy so I never even hit the brakes. I just went around him and screamed FUCK YOU on the way by. He instantly floors his Honda Civic and starts coming after me. I took a turn at about 40 onto a quiet 4 lane bypass around Salem and then took off. I did pull an arrogant prick move and turned around in the seat before I gunned it and invited him to keep up with me lol. I took her up to about 140 and left the guy in my dust. Got off the first exit, and got stuck at the top behind 3 cars. He comes flying up the off ramp behind me, I turn and say, "what the fuck is your problem man?" Instantly starts to get out of the car, so I let him step out, he even closes his door and starts walking towards me. I gave him a smile and took off, he jumps back in and CONTINUES to follow me. Follows me through town for awhile. Eventually I stop at a stop sign and this is the conversation:
  
  Me: GET A FUCKING LIFE DUDE!
  Him: (Pause, clearly is so pissed he doesn't know what to say) Trying to be a badass and show off for your girls are ya?
  Me: Yeah...this is my sister you fucking moron, I'm trying to look like a badass for her.
  
  His next move? Spits on the back of the Stang. This guy was probably 45 or so and judging by what I saw when he got out of his car, he would have shit his pants if I stepped out and he realized that I wasn't some little punk. So my first instinct is to get out and start throwing punches--thankfully my cooler head prevailed and I realize that probably wasn't a good move so I just took off and eventually lost him--but he blew a few red lights to try and follow me.
  
  I figured he must have just had a REALLY bad day and got pissed when he saw some young dude in a convertible with 2 chicks, assuming I'm trying to look cool--which really couldn't be further from the truth, I don't feel like I did anything to this guy. But Christ, he must have had a REALLY bad day to follow me for a good 20-25 minutes.
  
  People man, unstable in general. You never know who you're going to come across. I'll tell you what did happen though, I completely freaked out my sisters friend who was in the backseat with the top down goin' 140. Hahaha, when you get that fast with the top back there are weird sounds you've never heard before and shit--I don't think she was ready for that.
  
  Oh and to whom it may concern, save me the lecture about driving and speeding and whatever else you want to do. When the guy locked his tires up in front of me, I honestly zoned out in a way and my only concern was getting away from the guy. And my driving skills have never been questioned--and I also didn't put anyone else in danger on that 4 lane part, it's that quiet. So I think I've covered all my bases there, just save the lecture for someone who gives a shit. I've done far riskier things in that car.
  
  
  TLDR (I know it's a book, I believe I covered the fact that it's freakin' 5 AM and I'm extremely bored): There are just some crazy assholes out there.