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dwccrew

ss7 wrote: That may be the best body I've ever seen. How does that happen??

Airbrushing

Websurfinbird

Big_Mirg_ZHS wrote: After this thread if you were like 5'10 Jewish and with long dark hair you would be my dream girl.

Ha ha not sure you met a lot of Jewish women in your life, but we tend to be a short people. I'm only 5'5" (maybe 5'5 and 1/2 if I push it). I have a couple of girlfriends who are about 5'7"/5'8", but that's as good as it gets. Sure there are taller ones out there, I just haven't met all that many.

Guys are just as bad though.

BigAppleBuckeye

Big_Mirg_ZHS wrote:
BigAppleBuckeye wrote:
Big_Mirg_ZHS wrote: After this thread if you were like 5'10 Jewish and with long dark hair you would be my dream girl.
I love Jewish girls! Got my hands on one, and I drag her around to watch football, hit strip clubs, and of course help me with fantasy football lineups (although she keeps telling me to start David Clowney!!!) ...

Well does she have a sister lol. And what do the parents think of Roman Catholics??

Yeah, but I think WLS has dibbs!

As for her parents' opinion of Roman Catholics? I am not touching that one with a 10 foot pole haha

Scarlet_Buckeye

She's a hottie

ss7

dwccrew wrote:
ss7 wrote: That may be the best body I've ever seen. How does that happen??
Airbrushing

Well yeah, but the canvas starts somewhere. It's not like they took a picture of Susan Boyle and airbrushed it into this.

Tim Tebow

dwccrew wrote:
ss7 wrote: That may be the best body I've ever seen. How does that happen??
Airbrushing

Exactly. I mean look at her face in the first couple pics on the last page... then in the pic of her actual non touched up face on the pic i posted...

zambrown

ss7 wrote:
dwccrew wrote:
ss7 wrote: That may be the best body I've ever seen. How does that happen??
Airbrushing
Well yeah, but the canvas starts somewhere. It's not like they took a picture of Susan Boyle and airbrushed it into this.

ss7, I just laughed out loud on that one. The original picture shows an amazingly beautiful woman with an incredible body. The other pic, not so much, but hey! I wouldn't mind looking like that!

Websurfinbird

Big_Mirg_ZHS wrote:
BigAppleBuckeye wrote:
Big_Mirg_ZHS wrote: After this thread if you were like 5'10 Jewish and with long dark hair you would be my dream girl.
I love Jewish girls! Got my hands on one, and I drag her around to watch football, hit strip clubs, and of course help me with fantasy football lineups (although she keeps telling me to start David Clowney!!!) ...

Well does she have a sister lol. And what do the parents think of Roman Catholics??

Better start brushing up on your old testament if you want to be dating anyone in my family lol.

Websurfinbird

Mirg before you start brushing up on your torah here is what my sister looks like

She is wearing the red dress.

power i

I don't have an airbrush at home, so my hubby just drinks a lot.

Websurfinbird

power i wrote: I don't have an airbrush at home, so my hubby just drinks a lot.

Hmm I was wondering why BigAppleBuckeye always insists on drinking a bottle of wine when we're together ...

power i

Works both ways, websurfinbird,

jordo212000

she looks pretty good in the playboy pics

Websurfinbird

Here's a non-sexified version of her

I still think she's smoking, but hey, everyone's entitled to their opinions.

Cleveland Buck

jordo212000

Cleveland Buck wrote:

wow you consider her to have a butterface? she is hot!

cbus4life

Hot as hell.

LocoEngineer66

Websurfinbird wrote: Mirg before you start brushing up on your torah here is what my sister looks like

She is wearing the red dress.

Just my opinion but your sister is better looking than the one on Playboy pic.

Little Danny

Is it just me or is the concept of this thread by the OP worthy of Post of The Year already?

Also, is it just me or is every woman under the age of 32 just a beer or two away from batting from the other side of the plate with a hottie? Why did I have to be born when I was?

Glory Days

Websurfinbird wrote: Mirg before you start brushing up on your torah here is what my sister looks like

She is wearing the red dress.

I'd stay straight for her.

coyotes22

Websurfinbird wrote: Dasha Astafieva.

I'm sure she's been brought up before. Can I post topless picks on here? For now here's a nice link

http://www.dashaastafieva.org/

And a more PG-13 pic

They just don't build them like that over here ....