A text from my Husband

• power i

  

  Just received this from Hubby. Thought I'd pass it along so someone could get a chuckle out of it.
  
  Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman:
  
  10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
  9. You can keep one Gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
  8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
  7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
  6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
  5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
  4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
  3. A gun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
  2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
  1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
  
  Looks like someone is sleeping with their gun tonight.
• xnds1fan

  

  I thought that was pretty funny, Mrs Xnds not so much.
• Chesapeake

  

  Nice!
• fiver

  That's pretty good!
• gerb131

  

  This is my rifle this is my gun, this one is for killing this one is for fun!
  Nice list.
• darbypitcher22

  

  That's pretty good.
• zambrown

  

  ...there are many like it, but this one is mine...
  
  Thanks for a good chuckle, power_i!
• Swamp Fox

  Cute. I'm not sure how my wife would think about this but I'll copy and ask her tonight.
• power i

  

  zambrown, you can just call me power i from now on. I dropped the _ when I defected.
• Websurfinbird

  

  My man doesn't own a gun, so hopefully I'm a decent alternative.
• Sage

  

  This is too long to be a text.
• dave

  lol
• sleeper

  

  i lol'd
• power i

  

  Sage, pm me your number and I'll text it to you.
• justincredible

  

  power i wrote: Sage, pm me your number and I'll text it to you.

  
• power i

  

  Thanks for ruining my plan, justin. I was just gonna have a little fun with the boy.