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How Does One Obtain a Dregree?

  • like_that
    Terry_Tate;752988 wrote:I'm not sure where darby goes to school, but I graduated from Ohio State with a BS in Business Administration.

    I have seen that as well. I just never seen a BA in Business Administration.
  • Tobias Fünke
    Terry_Tate;752988 wrote:I'm not sure where darby goes to school, but I graduated from Ohio State with a BS in Business Administration.

    hahahahhaa
  • Terry_Tate
    like_that;753003 wrote:I have seen that as well. I just never seen a BA in Business Administration.

    Me either, that kind of threw me off. Not sure if he meant BS or what. If so it would just add to the lulz in this thread. :)
  • BR1986FB
    darbypitcher22;751735 wrote:its a fairly simple process.

    Go to class.

    Read your assignments.

    Study.

    Do homework.

    Four easy steps to earning a degree.

    The thing that kills me the most about this thread is this. It's as if he's thinking "you dummies...do I have to explain it to ya?" Like he just discovered fire or something.
  • mucalum49
    Terry_Tate;753008 wrote:Me either, that kind of threw me off. Not sure if he meant BS or what. If so it would just add to the lulz in this thread. :)
    At Mount Union, I got a BA in Business Administration. Since darby goes to a private liberal art school as well, I am guessing they must do somthing similar.
  • gorocks99
    It's half lulz and half serious business in here. Dangerous mix.
  • Terry_Tate
    mucalum49;753014 wrote:At Mount Union, I got a BA in Business Administration. Since darby goes to a private liberal art school as well, I am guessing they must do somthing similar.

    There you go, we have an answer.
  • Heretic
    BR1986FB;753010 wrote:The thing that kills me the most about this thread is this. It's as if he's thinking "you dummies...do I have to explain it to ya?" Like he just discovered fire or something.

    its a fairly simple process.

    Get some sticks.

    Add some paper or leaves to help the wood catch fire.

    Strike a match.

    Put lit match on paper/leaves until flames start growing.

    Four easy steps to starting a fire.
  • gorocks99
    Heretic;753021 wrote:its a fairly simple process.

    Get some sticks.

    Add some paper or leaves to help the wood catch fire.

    Strike a match.

    Put lit match on paper/leaves until flames start growing.

    Four easy steps to starting a fire.

  • Thread Bomber
    Heretic;753021 wrote:its a fairly simple process.

    Get some sticks.

    Add some paper or leaves to help the wood catch fire.

    Strike a match.

    Put lit match on paper/leaves until flames start growing.

    Four easy steps to starting a fire.
    Stop it dammit! you are fuckin up the market.

    Information like this should not be shared freely on a message board, it should be sold with the profits going toawards illicit drugs,booze and ho's.
  • cbus4life
    Heretic;753021 wrote:its a fairly simple process.

    Get some sticks.

    Add some paper or leaves to help the wood catch fire.

    Strike a match.

    Put lit match on paper/leaves until flames start growing.

    Four easy steps to starting a fire.

    I've always added babies, but if you say paper or leaves will help better, i'm inclined to believe you.
  • 1_beast
    cbus4life;753082 wrote:I've always added babies, but if you say paper or leaves will help better, i'm inclined to believe you.

    i've found a flame thower and kitties to work fine
  • Heretic
    cbus4life;753082 wrote:I've always added babies, but if you say paper or leaves will help better, i'm inclined to believe you.

    I was going for the easy steps, to match up with the four easy steps towards getting a d(r)egree. Babies would make one of those steps kind of difficult and/or costly, as I can't see it being easy to acquire babies as often as you'd need for fire-starting purposes. If you only have one every year or two, maybe...
  • gorocks99
    Heretic;753111 wrote:I can't see it being easy to acquire babies as often as you'd need for fire-starting purposes

  • Heretic
    gorocks99;753113 wrote:

    Employ him and Shawn Kemp, I'll be having baby fires on a monthly basis!
  • justincredible
    gorocks99;753113 wrote:

    win.
  • Curly J
    I just read this thread for the LULZ and it did not disappoint...
  • chicago510
    This thread needs to be enshrined in the OC HoF immediately.
  • justincredible
    chicago510;753323 wrote:This thread needs to be enshrined in the OC HoF immediately.

    Not until Darby comes back. :)
  • chicago510
    justincredible;753326 wrote:Not until Darby comes back. :)

    But he is studying for his dregree!
  • sonofsam
    I get my degrees from Ebay
  • 1_beast
    University of Phoenix = WIN
  • O-Trap
    Here you go, Darby. 1 step: Apply Under Arms


    coyotes22;752634 wrote:I see
    It's true! Didn't you know?
    gorocks99;753016 wrote:It's half lulz and half serious business in here. Dangerous mix.
    srslulz?
    cbus4life;753082 wrote:I've always added babies, but if you say paper or leaves will help better, i'm inclined to believe you.
    Eh, you get a good, thick, black smoke with babies. It's great if you're cooking on the fire, but babies don't burn as hot.

    Now JEWS on the other hand ...
  • j_crazy
    Love it.