Tiernan Goes Under The Knife

• Tiernan

  Had an intestinal abscess blow out on me and had ER surgery yesterday. I know most of you NEO Fuckers wish it would have killed me but no such luck I'm fixed and better than ever...texted the girls at golf league and told them I had to have an emergency penis reduction. Ready to give the Clowns my undivided attention as I recuperate.
• thavoice

  Call it what it really was...........
  
  you are following in bruce jenners high heel foot steps...
• friendfromlowry

  Glad you're oka - just kidding. Fuck off douche.
• vball10set

  I've never heard alcohol poisoning referred to as an 'intestinal abscess' before...interesting.
• Automatik

  

  No frontal lobotomy, no care.
• thavoice

  vball10set;1809277 wrote:I've never heard alcohol poisoning referred to as an 'intestinal abscess' before...interesting.

  The 'intestinal abscess' was really just the beer bottle inserted into his rectum that lemmiwinks got ahold of and carried up through his inards
• salto

  

  Praying it becomes cancerous.
• Tiernan

  I'll probably live forever..,glad my complete recovery is pissing most of you off. I'm a god damn living legend!
• Tiernan

  Major surgery yesterday and will be at the Bucks game tomorrow...millennials would still be sucking on Mommys teats. I'm one Bad Ass Mo Fo you bunch of NEO sugar britches.
• vball10set

  Tiernan;1809424 wrote:Major surgery yesterday and will be at the Bucks game tomorrow...millennials would still be sucking on Mommys teats. I'm one Bad Ass Mo Fo you bunch of NEO sugar britches.

  fyi, detox is not considered 'major surgery'
• Heretic

  

  vball10set;1809460 wrote:fyi, detox is not considered 'major surgery'

  For him, it might be, since most doctors feel going 12 hours without might be lethal to his system.
• SportsAndLady

  

  Prayers from your daughters house
• Tiernan

  My daughters wouldn't give your pasty white, lower middle class, limp dick self a single nod...they want a stallion like their 7 mamas had.
• like_that

  

  SportsAndLady;1809464 wrote:Prayers from your daughters house

  For real?!?
  
  Eskimo bros!!!!
• Tiernan

  like_that;1809485 wrote:For real?!?
  
  Eskimo bros!!!!

  Fuck You Likey Like That...do you have any idea how bad I would fuck you up if i ever crossed your worthless path? Then I'd kick your old man's ass for bringing your terrorist Mom into the country but not until i shaved her Saddam Hussein mustache.
• Tiernan

  You ever notice Likey Like_that I have half as many posts as you do but obviously the ones I've made have been so effective you've devoted your signature to me because I upset you and your little gang so much everyday? You're really irrelevant Likey...it's embarrassing for you, just kills yourself now dude. No really go put your head in the oven now. I mean it, close the garage and start the car loser...you'll be glad you did (well at least we'll be glad you did)