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In Your Hearts You Know the Curse of '64 is Still Alive....

  • Tiernan
    Cleveburghians came out by the millions to celebrate the supposed "End of the Curse" when King Thugger and all his little Thuggaliers were gift wrapped a championship by the league's front office. But the real hard truth all of you know deep in your heart of hearts is that the fucking Thuggaliers weren't even around in 1964 so how can they possibly count as breaking The Curse? Its a third tier sport in NEO and except for the hard core bangers on the East Side most of white suburban Cleveburgh don't GAF about the Thuggaliers. Nope Ol' Whitey lives and dies with his Clowns and Wahoos. Yeah yeah yeah you're all getting geeked up about the feather-heads currently leading the worst dvision in MLB, well I predict they get run-ruled in the first round (If Detroit doesn't just storm back in Sept and steal it from them anyway). As for the Clowns...well they have looked too shitty in the pre-season to even comment on. Admit it fuckers...you know the Curse still burns away at your very souls, say its so and the truth will set you free.