Some Days It's Great to Be Alive

• Tiernan

  Ever had one of those days when it feels like a dog crapped in your cereal but then something totally amazing changes things around and it feels great to be alive?
  
  well I've felt like shit since Sat when the Bucks swallowed cyanide...but then late today all is sunshine and roses again when I hear my boy Johnny Fuckup Manzier pulls the the ultimate gag job...lies to his coaches about going on an alcoholic, cocanie, stripper binge over the weekend and they already have the proof in front of them. So he's busted to 3rd String and his NFL career comes to a screaming train wreck halt just like I predicted it would! Thanks for the memories ya teeny tiny douche bag it's been a pleasure busting your ass and all the Adoring Clowns fans that regularly whack off to you in their dreams.
• Tiernan

  What ***** licker mod moved this from Pro Sports? Not one of the Clowns Mafia has the balls to say anything?
• GoChiefs

  

  I moved it.
• BR1986FB

  Title should say "Some Days It's Great to be an Alcoholic" and it would've been spot on.
• Tiernan

  GoChiefs;1765636 wrote:I moved it.

  
  I'd believe it if you were really a Mod
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Excellent thread lineup:
  
  
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Tiernan;1765682 wrote:I'd believe it if you were really a Mod

  Different color user names, how do they work?
• Tiernan

  I'm taking credit for bringing Manzier
  down almost single handedly. Does that repulse you in so many ways?
• Tiernan

  Have all the Clowners on this site just given up? Tucked tail & run? Cowards? I can't get a single go fuck yourself Tiernan out of any of you. It's just not fun unless you turds play your part and get all indignant with me.
• Tiernan

  Pittsburgh fans wouldn't go out like you sad sacks are doing...they would fight to the end, cuz that's what you do when you grew up in a tough town. Obviously that ain't Cleveburgh...you faithless loser sperm smears have taken down the tailgate before halftime and drove home so you can still catch that two-part Law & Order.
• Tiernan

  Clowners have gone deep underground with shame. Used to be I could goad the little fucks into some good back n forth before they always eventually succumbed to my superior wit. But now adays you can't even get a rise out of them, they are like women that have been beaten so many times they can't even raise a hand in defense anymore, they just roll over and absorb the blows. It's really sad and pathetic.
  
  
  ...but still enjoyable to crow about.
• Tiernan

  Hell went out on the trail and tracked like_that down like the ***** he is and poked him with a stick right in the eye and he still won't defend himself or his Clowns. We might want to set up an OC Suicide Hotline for the Clown Mafia these fuckers might be licking the barrel of the gun already.
• BR1986FB

  Your act is old & predictable. That's why you're not getting any response.
• Tiernan

  Ahhhh BR jumps in the water to save one of his Clowns brethren. Surprising knowing that gang has never supported your allegiance to Cleveburgh. Usually the regular Mafia just makes fun of you. But do your thing man, whatever floats the boat.
• Tiernan

  Hilarious fellow OCers...I've apparently been banned to the basement for 7 days for what amounts to "bullying" the poor little Cleveburgh children who can't stick up for themselves on a message board and need Mods to rescue them from Big Bad Ol' Tiernan...the meanest man in town. WOW a sentencing like this must have come from pretty high up the ladder...was there a special double secret meeting held by all the nerd kids that are Mods to run me out of town on a rail? Did all the teeny tiny Manzier like Clowns fans cry and wail because I kick them in the nuts everyday and steal their lunch money? You've just added to my awesomeness you fools.
• Lovejoy1984

  

  Nope, I just got tired of thread banning you from every thread of consequence, this was just easier.
• Tiernan

  So Iggy was right...Highroller is the over protective, mother hen, asshole. Wouldn't have thought it looking back at your non committal, milk toast, never color outside the lines posting history, but of course you are from Zanesville which is the anus of Central Ohio, so not so surprising after all I guess. Hope you die in a Christmas tree house fire.
• vball10set

  Tiernan;1768378 wrote:So Iggy was right...Highroller is the over protective, mother hen, asshole. Wouldn't have thought it looking back at your non committal, milk toast, never color outside the lines posting history, but of course you are from Zanesville which is the anus of Central Ohio, so not so surprising after all I guess. Hope you die in a Christmas tree house fire.

  So the entire OC was right...this place really is your only contact with the outside world, and the desperation in your post proves it. To wish someone 'die in a fire' is pretty pathetic, even for a weirdo like you. Personally, I'd like HR to give us all a Christmas present and ban you for the rest of the year...Buon Natale.
• BR1986FB

  Tiernan;1768342 wrote:Ahhhh BR jumps in the water to save one of his Clowns brethren. Surprising knowing that gang has never supported your allegiance to Cleveburgh. Usually the regular Mafia just makes fun of you. But do your thing man, whatever floats the boat.

  Don't really care who "supports" me. Just saying your act has gotten predictable so you'll get no response.
• Tiernan

  Go ahead HR (let the irony of that sink in for a moment) give VBall his Christmas wish...make the ban thru the 31st...I'm heading down to the Orange Bowl anyway...and No there won't be any pics again, just like last year at the Sugar. I revel in the thought most of you think I didn't go or will be going this year either. FU All and To All A Good Night.
• Tiernan

  Turns out good Ol' HR is a closet Clowner too. So as a Mod he uses his access to strike down any dissenting voices on a message board which is really counterproductive to the whole premise of a message board. But obviously I'm the only one smart enough to understand that hypocrisy.
• Tiernan

  Remember how both the Nzai and Soviet regimes tried to stop any communication that was contrary to their way of thinking? I guess they don't teach History in Zanesville because Super Cop wants to "clean up" the territory. Where do I get my 12 Tenants of High Roller pamphlet?
• vball10set

  *Nazi
• Tiernan

  Hey just in case any of you Clowndigity Dumbfucks missed it...the Bengals (yeah those Bengals...the guys you used to be before the first in a long line of inept owners decided to destroy a franchise) anyway,,,those same Bengals are in the Playoffs for the 5th time in a row. You turds recall who was President the last time Cleveburgh was in the Playoffs?...yeah me neither. But a good guess would be Nixon. And I'm talking the "good Nixon" before he got all paranoid and shit. Anyway the point is it's been a loooong fucking time. And during that time entire generations of little NEO sperm mistakes have grown up cheering for a team even they themselves call "a factory of sadness". A team so pathetic in its own repulsive existence that an entire region of the country and it's equally embarrassing population of losers are permanently scarred with the notion that they "just aren't as good" as people from other parts of America, that they somehow are less and never will be "more". Well that's because it's true Cleveburghians...you are the perennial doormats, you are the area where the rest of America wipes its feet. Embrace it Losers and Merry Fucking Christmas...Tiernan has schooled you once again.
• BR1986FB

  Tiernan;1771082 wrote:Hey just in case any of you Clowndigity Dumbfucks missed it...the Bengals (yeah those Bengals...the guys you used to be before the first in a long line of inept owners decided to destroy a franchise) anyway,,,those same Bengals are in the Playoffs for the 5th time in a row. You turds recall who was President the last time Cleveburgh was in the Playoffs?...yeah me neither. But a good guess would be Nixon. And I'm talking the "good Nixon" before he got all paranoid and shit. Anyway the point is it's been a loooong fucking time. And during that time entire generations of little NEO sperm mistakes have grown up cheering for a team even they themselves call "a factory of sadness". A team so pathetic in its own repulsive existence that an entire region of the country and it's equally embarrassing population of losers are permanently scarred with the notion that they "just aren't as good" as people from other parts of America, that they somehow are less and never will be "more". Well that's because it's true Cleveburghians...you are the perennial doormats, you are the area where the rest of America wipes its feet. Embrace it Losers and Merry Fucking Christmas...Tiernan has schooled you once again.

  Yep, Bungals in the playoffs yet who has the more recent playoff win? You'd think the blind squirrel would find the playoff "nut" win by now.
  
  As long as Heatmiser is the QB and Milquetoast Marvin is the HC, they won't be winning any Lombardi's anytime soon.