Cleveburgh Clowns 2014 Thread of Truth

• thavoice

  Tiernan;1565071 wrote:Breowns will hire Nobody McDaniels and spin it like he was their first choice all along when we all know Gas Station Boy probably sprained his index finger dialing virtually everybody from Nick Saban to Bill Cowher to John Gruden before saying "Oh Fuck It...get Nobody McDaniels on the line."

  Hey retard, he already said no to the browns.
• Tiernan

  You mean even "Nobody" McDaniels has turned them down? Will they be calling Luke Fickell now?
• thavoice

  Fickell will be called after Kirtland's HS coach turns them down.
• Tiernan

  thavoice;1565094 wrote:Fickell will be called after Kirtland's HS coach turns them down.

  No way that guy takes it Kirtland's a better job!
• Tiernan

  Gas Station Boy's next target is supposedly Adam Gase OC with the Broncos, but he will not interview until Denver's season ends. If the Broncos win the SB, Manning will probably funnel some of his $60M to Gase just to keep him there.
• thavoice

  Tiernan;1565100 wrote:Gas Station Boy's next target is supposedly Adam Gase OC with the Broncos, but he will not interview until Denver's season ends. If the Broncos win the SB, Manning will probably funnel some of his $60M to Gase just to keep him there.

  He may be a HR hire, but I am not sure why the OC of an offensive genius like PM is a hot commodity.and he only been there for one season I think. I dont think there is or ever has been a QB who runs the offense more than PM. The OC cant do nearly as much as most OC do.
• Tiernan

  Gase's #1 job in Denver is to say "Nice Call Peyton" at the appropriate times. Somehow I don't see that translating so well to "Nice Call Weeden".
• thavoice

  Tiernan;1565108 wrote:Gase's #1 job in Denver is to say "Nice Call Peyton" at the appropriate times. Somehow I don't see that translating so well to "Nice Call Weeden".

  Well the new browns caoch and OC will also have to be teh babysitter of Manziel.
• Tiernan

  I can only hope and pray Mazier is their guy.
• thavoice

  Tiernan;1565115 wrote:I can only hope and pray Mazier is their guy.

  Thought you hated them?
  He goes there, and they will see an extended period of success that they havent seen, well, probably in your lifetime.
• Tiernan

  If he goes there it will be a bigger crash and burn than the Hindenburg.
• Tiernan

  As much as I hate Manzier some of his comments that have leaked out about what he thinks of Cleverton are pretty funny. He is obviously doing whatever he can to avoid getting drafted by Gas Station Boy without coming straight out and saying so because I'm sure his agents are coaching him not to make himself look like anymore of an asshole than he really is.
• Tiernan

  Manzier has announced he is being professionally advised by the biggest turd in the whole professional sports world wide commode...LeBron James! King Thugger himself! You can't make this shit up.
• said_aouita

  

  Tressel becomes coach and the Browns get worse.
• Midstate01

  

  said_aouita;1565763 wrote:Tressel becomes coach and the Browns get worse.

  No way.
• said_aouita

  

  Midstate01;1565772 wrote:No way.

  He becomes coach or that the Browns actually get worse?
• Tiernan

  I don't think even Gas Station Boy is desperate enough to hire a huge coaching fraud like Jimmy the Liar.
• said_aouita

  

  Tiernan;1565822 wrote:I don't think even Gas Station Boy is desperate enough to hire a huge coaching fraud like Jimmy the Liar.

  Reported if Tress' doesn't become a HC he's getting hired as an offense assistant where ever Caldwell ends up.
• Tiernan

  It appears now that Gas Station Boy has put all his eggs in Adam Gase's basket. This low level pick has exactly one year's experience as a Coordinator and he's big timing Gas Boy by putting him off until after the playoffs. Can you imagine what a real owner like Jerry Jones or Robt Kraft would say to a nubile Coordinator who told them "I aint talkin until after the playoffs"...? Exactly, it would have been a short conversation after that. Gas Boy is literally Out of His League. He's proven he's either a crook or very poor business man - pick one - and now he's trying to run an NFL team? Pulleeze. 4 wins will feel like an undefeated season after what transpires in '14.
• Tiernan

  Gas Station Boy is so desperate now he's interviewing guys who just got fired from other jobs recently...Mike Munchak from the Titans. My God Clown fans when are you all gonna grow some balls to rise up against this BS? Hell I'm embarrassed for you.
• friendfromlowry

  What's wrong? Lose your diary so now you have to talk to yourself on here?
  INB4 "man lowry leave the jokes to the professionals ur are embarrassing yourself dumbass"
• thavoice

  This really should concern browns fans that other coaches around the league see this as a very undesireable job.
  
  They had 5 PBers, have 10 picks this year including one early enough to get a top QB, yet still people dont want it.
  
  Guess the browns are waiting until closing time to see what uggo's are still around for the picking.....
• Tiernan

  friendfromlowry;1566937 wrote:What's wrong? Lose your diary so now you have to talk to yourself on here?
  INB4 "man lowry leave the jokes to the professionals ur are embarrassing yourself dumbass"

  You dumbass...its "Christ lowry, leave the the jokes to the professionals...etc, etc" if you're gonna imitate the no.1 poster on the OC at least do it correctly dickless.
• Tiernan

  thavoice;1567064 wrote:This really should concern browns fans that other coaches around the league see this as a very undesireable job.
  
  They had 5 PBers, have 10 picks this year including one early enough to get a top QB, yet still people dont want it.
  
  Guess the browns are waiting until closing time to see what uggo's are still around for the picking.....

  You got that right Voice...I've been trying to tell the Clowns Mafia all along this was happening but they have blinders and ear muffs on.
• thavoice

  Tiernan;1567102 wrote:You got that right Voice...I've been trying to tell the Clowns Mafia all along this was happening but they have blinders and ear muffs on.

  Oh I think they know.
  They just dont like you because you act like an asshole, which is ironic since they are assholes as well and I would think they would accept you.
  
  But anyways......
  
  Marty Schottenheimer is still out there and maybe they will hire him