Santa is a blasian female

• gut

  1) Routinely invades/breaks into homes = black
  
  2) Small enough to fit down the chimney = asian
  
  3) loves milk = calcium deficiency = woman
  
  
  /QED
• LJ

  

  No way
  It would take an asian woman 10 days to fly around the world on a magical sleigh
• gut

  LJ;1554611 wrote:No way
  It would take an asian woman 10 days to fly around the world on a magical sleigh

  Hmmmm....that's a fair point. However when you look at radar tracking Santa is all over the place and rarely flies in a straight line
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• Devils Advocate

  

  gut;1554612 wrote:Hmmmm....that's a fair point. However when you look at radar tracking Santa is all over the place and rarely flies in a straight line

  Tiernan?
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