Who Wins This Fight?

• Tiernan

  Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson, John Wayne and Sean Connery (in their prime) take on The Rock, Vin Diesel, Mark Wahlberg and Dainel Craig?
• mcburg93

  

  Give Clint a bottle of whiskey and he whips all of them.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  The latter, and it isn't even close.
• Terry_Tate

  

  ernest_t_bass;1483461 wrote:The latter, and it isn't even close.

  
  This.
• Iliketurtles

  

  A fist fight? Easily the latter. If it is a gun duel easily the former.
• TedSheckler

  

  Your mom.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  2013 Tigers. /End Thread
• said_aouita

  

  Votto
• Gardens35

  Steubenville.
• Tiernan

  The Rock couldn't carry Clint's jock.
• hasbeen

  

  Tiernan;1483760 wrote:The Rock couldn't carry Clint's jock.

  The Rock can lift several hundred pounds. A simple jock would be no problem.
  
  However, Wahlberg and Craig don't even count in the equation. The Rock and Vin Diesel are just too massive.
• Tiernan

  hasbeen;1483965 wrote: The Rock and Vin Diesel are just too massive.

  Sean Connery's 1964 Karate & Jujitsu skills always took down guys much bigger than these two poseurs.
• O-Trap

  

  Tiernan;1483975 wrote:Sean Connery's 1964 Karate & Jujitsu skills always took down guys much bigger than these two poseurs.

  What's a poseur?
  
  Unless that's French for "big-ass man," I'd wager you're mistaken.
  
  As for Connery's martial arts, the man had his wrist snapped because he pissed off the instructor. Doesn't sound like he came out of those lessons with anything close to Bruce Lee skills.
• said_aouita

  

  I pick the black guy.
• O-Trap

  

  said_aouita;1497018 wrote:I pick the black guy.

  Well, Vin Diesel is of "ambiguous ethnicity" and Dwayne Johnson is part Samoan and part African Canadian. Does that count?
• gut

  Real life or their movie personas? Straight-up it's The Rock no contest. Although Wahlberg does wield a mean cinder block.
• gut

  On second thought...Clint Eastwood doesn't give a shit...brings a gun...kills them all
• said_aouita

  

  O-Trap;1497023 wrote:.. and part African Canadian. Does that count?

  Dwayne should win obviously but I'm hoping Mark, Vinny and Danny gang up on the silly black canuk Rock and beat him down eh.
  
  The Rock is partBlack Nova Scotians who's famous for fleeing Colonial America= neg'ed
  Rock was on a ncaa d1 national championship football team= plus
  A professional wrestler= neg'ed
• said_aouita

  

  gut;1497059 wrote:Although Wahlberg does wield a mean cinder block.

  It's how he got the role for Dirk Diggler.
• said_aouita

  

  gut;1497059 wrote:Although Wahlberg does wield a mean cinder block.

  It's how he got the role in Boogie Nights.