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  • ernest_t_bass
    "Now who's the crazy one?"

    Is he srz?
  • SportsAndLady
    Lol
  • Heretic
    Whoa...just whoa.
  • BR1986FB
    Consider yourself blessed. He's taken his "talents" to Yappi.
  • Tiernan
    I hope a crazy ex-boyfriend boils the rabbit.
  • Heretic
    Tiernan;1637952 wrote:I hope a crazy ex-boyfriend boils the rabbit.
    From everything he's posted over the years, I have a feeling that it'd be near impossible for him to be in any relationship where he wasn't the crazy one.
  • salto
    I wonder if he's ever owned a pit bull.
  • Tigerfan00
    As if he had to explain that he wasn't having sex with the bunny but there will be sex.

  • Classyposter58
    Haha this guy is clearly missing a few lightbulbs upstairs. I kinda feel bad for the guy, that was pretty fucked up shit
  • Curly J
    BR1986FB;1637847 wrote:Consider yourself blessed. He's taken his "talents" to Yappi.
    I just read some of his threads over there. Has he fell off his rocker, or in his case wheelchair?

    I have to blame the rabbit for 5% though.
  • Tigerfan00
    FairwoodKing
    All American
    Join Date: 02-19-12
    Posts: 2,102

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Zwick_4_Prez
    What if he's like you though? You better get him a buck to be safe. Then you can kiss his boyfriend on the lips like your dad did. Or however the story went.
    I feel sorry for you. I had the greatest relationship with my parents that any three people could have. I assure you that my Dad was not gay, but we held each and kissed often. And when my Mom was still alive, there was a great deal of hugging and kissing. You never saw so much love. I miss them both so very much.

    As far as my pet rabbit is concerned, I doubt if he is gay. I had everything set up for him to mate with my friend's pure white female rabbit of his breed and I was going to take one of the males. Male and female rabbits don't get along, so I would have to take a male. Unfortunately, the beautiful little doe is too small to breed. She would probably die during delivery. So my friend is trying to find Oscar another playmate. But I bet you within three months I will have another little beautiful rabbit hopping around my house. I am going to name him Amos, my father's middle name. And then the next of their offspring will be Johnnie J (the nickname I gave my Dad) and the next will be Charlie (after my grandfather) and the next will be Keith (my cousin who is the recently retired president of Texas A&M University). I bet within three years I will have a whole house full of bunnies and I will love every one of them.

    That's what Heaven is all about!

    What the F?
  • Tigerfan00
    FairwoodKing
    All American
    Join Date: 02-19-12
    Posts: 2,102

    I had to go through 400 sexual experiences with men and women before I finally realized I was not suited for a human relationship. I finally found my true love, a beautiful little rabbit. No, you perverts, we do not have sex together. I'm not into that sort of thing and neither is he. We just play and play and play. We love each other so much and we have a great time. And in a month or so, Oscar is going to have a girlfriend and I expect to have another beautiful little bunny running around the house. It will be so wonderful.

    My nerves have been totally shot for the past few months, and I thank the Lord in Heaven for bringing Oscar to me. Late at night when I'm watching TV, he runs into the living room and starts racing around my wheelchair and runs around and then races under the chair and goes through my feet and does all kinds of crazy things. I then pick him up and pet him for a while, and then I gently place him on my late mother's $2000 sofa and give him some Quaker Oats. He loves them. After he gets through eating, he stretches out on the nice soft sofa and goes to sleep. He is so cute when he sleeps. I don't disturb him. Instead, I say a silent prayer to God for giving him to me. Yes, I was an atheist for many years, but I have changed not only for Oscar but for other issues I won't go into here.

    In a few years, I expect to be up to my butt in bunnies, but that's what Heaven is all about. Even with only one rabbit I am already up to my butt in rabbit turds, but that's why God created vacuum cleaners.

    You just can't have too many bunnies!


    AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Gardens35
    I painted my bunny. His new name is manowar. He does a weak trick with fire. I'm writing a book about it. The working title is "Blazing Bunnies, My Life with Blazing Bunnies". It'll blow the lid off of this town. Everyone on this blog sucks. Stay out of my business. Have a blessed day. RRR.
  • Heretic
    Tigerfan00;1639039 wrote:
    FairwoodKing
    All American
    Join Date: 02-19-12
    Posts: 2,102
    I had to go through 400 sexual experiences with men and women before I finally realized I was not suited for a human relationship. I finally found my true love, a beautiful little rabbit. No, you perverts, we do not have sex together. I'm not into that sort of thing and neither is he. We just play and play and play. We love each other so much and we have a great time. And in a month or so, Oscar is going to have a girlfriend and I expect to have another beautiful little bunny running around the house. It will be so wonderful.

    My nerves have been totally shot for the past few months, and I thank the Lord in Heaven for bringing Oscar to me. Late at night when I'm watching TV, he runs into the living room and starts racing around my wheelchair and runs around and then races under the chair and goes through my feet and does all kinds of crazy things. I then pick him up and pet him for a while, and then I gently place him on my late mother's $2000 sofa and give him some Quaker Oats. He loves them. After he gets through eating, he stretches out on the nice soft sofa and goes to sleep. He is so cute when he sleeps. I don't disturb him. Instead, I say a silent prayer to God for giving him to me. Yes, I was an atheist for many years, but I have changed not only for Oscar but for other issues I won't go into here.

    In a few years, I expect to be up to my butt in bunnies, but that's what Heaven is all about. Even with only one rabbit I am already up to my butt in rabbit turds, but that's why God created vacuum cleaners.

    You just can't have too many bunnies!


    AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    I always figured there was something weird about QQuakerOats. PROOF!
  • Pick6
    this fucking guy lol
  • Tiernan
    This guy is pulling off the greatest Internet schtick / punk of all time.
  • BR1986FB
    Curly J;1638992 wrote:I just read some of his threads over there. Has he fell off his rocker, or in his case wheelchair?

    I have to blame the rabbit for 5% though.
    If his persona is legit, his rants kind of remind of Dr Evil in Austin Powers where he describes his childhood in Rangoon taking luge lessons, etc.