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How would you punish the Bostom marathoner bomber?

  • said_aouita
    First thing to come to mind is place him inside a banks safe vault with one of his pressure cooker bombs.

    A decompression chamber would be fun too.
  • Tigerfan00
    There was another bomber in Bostom?

    What the hell.
  • Midstate01
    Make him run marathon then waterboarding
  • hasbeen
    I'd make him read the OC politics forum. Every day.
  • skank
    Make him read everything that coa and tigerfan posts.

    The two bombers names look like something that tigerfan was trying to spell.
  • DeyDurkie5
    Get him healthy. Question him. Shoot him.
  • Midstate01
    Let him spend the night with cc. Then cgw. Then send him to Steubenville
  • rydawg5
    trial.
  • vball10set
    lol
  • rydawg5
    Trial.
  • bases_loaded
    Let the 8 year olds father sit a backpack of explosives next to his knees.
  • wes_mantooth
    I would buy him courtside season tickets to the Cavaliers....and force him to watch every game.

    Suicide would be imminent
  • vball10set
    wes_mantooth;1430305 wrote:I would buy him season tickets to the Cavaliers/Browns/Indians....and force him to watch every game.

    Suicide would be imminent
    fify :cool:
  • ernest_t_bass
    Choot em
  • Devils Advocate
    Lock him in a room with belly and make him spell check his posts and correct his grammer.

    Torture you say?


    I think not. he is a an armed combatant.
  • LJ
    Spanish Donkey

  • Heretic
    hasbeen;1430165 wrote:I'd make him read the OC politics forum. Every day.
    Most courts would find reading Quaker and Belly to be cruel and unusual punishment, so I agree.
  • Devils Advocate
    Is this Thavoice's wife's sex cave?
    LJ;1430410 wrote:Spanish Donkey

  • Heretic
    Midstate01;1430221 wrote:Let him spend the night with cc. Then cgw. Then send him to Steubenville
    At least this time, FWK would be right when he starts assessing blame to him for what happens!
  • Devils Advocate
    Heretic;1430424 wrote:At least this time, FWK would be right when he starts assessing blame to him for what happens!
    Only 5 percent though
  • Tiernan
    Torture pure and simple to get as much info as possible then kill him.
  • said_aouita
    An oldie but a goodie.

    Scaphism-

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism


  • said_aouita

    This would make for a great PPV if camera inside of bull. Could also have a line in vegas.

    How long would he stay alive? Over an hour? Whats your bet?
  • said_aouita
    ccrunner609;1430601 wrote:that is fucked up
    They then keep his face continually turned towards the sun; and it becomes completely covered up and hidden by the multitude of flies that settle on it. And as within the boats he does what those that eat and drink must needs do, creeping things and vermin spring out of the corruption and rottenness of the excrement, and these entering into the bowels of him, his body is consumed. When the man is manifestly dead, the uppermost boat being taken off, they find his flesh devoured, and swarms of such noisome creatures preying upon and, as it were, growing to his inwards. In this way Mithridates, after suffering for seventeen days, at last expired." —Plutarch, Life of Artaxerxes




    Good times