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Late on your rent?... That's a spankin.

  • Devils Advocate
    http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/news/crime-law/former-waynesville-citizen-of-the-year-accused-of-/nWTZs/
    Kronenberger is accused of striking the alleged victim four times on the bare buttocks with a belt. Pictures taken showed “little marks,” according to a police report.
    “If you’re going to act like a child, I’m going to treat you like one,” Kronenberger said before the alleged assault, according to the report.
    My hero.
  • mtp2013
  • gport_tennis
    I'd be OK with if it was a private setting. Didn't he do it like in the middle of a store or something
  • Tiernan
    This is about more than just late rent. Kronenberg likes that kinda action.
  • ernest_t_bass
    mtp2013;1395006 wrote:
    Reported for trolling.
  • mtp2013
    ^^It's the basement. Get over it.
  • O-Trap
    ernest_t_bass;1396226 wrote:Reported for trolling.
    Plus, "trolling" isn't against the rules.
  • FairwoodKing
    This is histerical. My tenant is two months behind in her rent. I can just see me turning her over my knee and whipping her butt with a belt. I'm old and crippled. She would probably kill me. Trust me, it will not happen in my house.
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    FairwoodKing;1396852 wrote:This is histerical. My tenant is two months behind in her rent. I can just see me turning her over my knee and whipping her butt with a belt. I'm old and crippled. She would probably kill me. Trust me, it will not happen in my house.
    Obviously. Bad luck for you I guess.
    Maybe she has a boyfriend?
  • FairwoodKing
    ZWICK 4 PREZ;1396877 wrote:Obviously. Bad luck for you I guess.
    Maybe she has a boyfriend?
    hehehe Yes, she has a boyfriend. She's 49 and he is 23. He runs around with other women all the time. One of these days, she is going to kill him.
  • ernest_t_bass
    FairwoodKing;1396852 wrote:This is histerical. My tenant is two months behind in her rent. I can just see me turning her over my knee and whipping her butt with a belt. I'm old and crippled. She would probably kill me. Trust me, it will not happen in my house.
    Maybe she's late because she was raped and traumatized. You should only charge her 5% of her rent, because, well... you know.
  • ernest_t_bass
    O-Trap;1396835 wrote:Plus, "trolling" isn't against the rules.
    Your face is against the rules.
  • O-Trap
    ernest_t_bass;1396898 wrote:Your face is against the rules.
    I've been told my face is one giant personal attack, so that makes sense.
  • FairwoodKing
    ernest_t_bass;1396891 wrote:Maybe she's late because she was raped and traumatized. You should only charge her 5% of her rent, because, well... you know.
    Well, she didn't get raped by me because I'm gay. She still owes me the rent.
  • vball10set
    FairwoodKing;1397303 wrote:Well, she didn't get raped by me because I'm gay. She still owes me the rent.
    Wtf does that have to do with it, was your schwantz chopped off??
  • mtp2013
    O-Trap;1397007 wrote:I've been told my face is one giant personal attack, so that makes sense.
    You just are a personal attack...period.
  • O-Trap
    mtp2013;1397338 wrote:You just are a personal attack...period.
    And you're an unfunny walking abortion. What's your point?
  • DeyDurkie5
    FairwoodKing;1396852 wrote: Trust me, it will not happen in my house.
    LOL you are the worst. Who gives a shit about you?
  • GoChiefs
    DeyDurkie5;1397470 wrote:LOL you are the worst. Who gives a shit about you?

    His daddy.

    Well, used to.
  • FairwoodKing
    GoChiefs;1397577 wrote:His daddy.

    Well, used to.
    You just crossed the line. My father was very proud of me. I distinguished myself in college and earned 5 degrees. I had some very good jobs, including being a solo figure skater with Holiday on Ice. When he grew old, I took care of him. He lived to be 96 and never spent a day in a rest home. We often went to restaurants or concerts. I never broke the Commandment, Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother. My conscience is clear.

    Have you done the same for your parents?
  • GoChiefs
    How many lines are we gonna cross??

    No. My parents are alive and well. I'm not a homo cripple, I've been married faithfully for 10 years, and I'm raising a wonderful child, just like a man is supposed to do. I know my parents are proud of who they raised.

    Now your old man on the other hand, I doubt "proud" was the first thing that came to his mind when he thought of what you turned into. I'd guess his thoughts were more along the lines of "where did I fucking go wrong?"
  • ernest_t_bass
    GoChiefs;1397599 wrote:No. My parents are alive and well. I'm not a homo cripple, I've been married faithfully for 10 years, and I'm raising a wonderful child, just like a man is supposed to do. I know my parents are proud of who they raised.
    No, you're a fa... fantastic individual. :)
    GoChiefs;1397599 wrote:Now your old man on the other hand, I doubt "proud" was the first thing that came to his mind when he thought of what you turned into. I'd guess his thoughts were more along the lines of "where did I fucking go wrong?"




  • Raw Dawgin' it
    FairwoodKing;1397596 wrote:You just crossed the line. My father was very proud of me. I distinguished myself in college and earned 5 degrees. I had some very good jobs, including being a solo figure skater with Holiday on Ice. When he grew old, I took care of him. He lived to be 96 and never spent a day in a rest home. We often went to restaurants or concerts. I never broke the Commandment, Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother. My conscience is clear.

    Have you done the same for your parents?
    Most dads aren't happy their sons fuck guys.
  • DeyDurkie5
    FairwoodKing;1397596 wrote:You just crossed the line. My father was very proud of me. I distinguished myself in college and earned 5 degrees. I had some very good jobs, including being a solo figure skater with Holiday on Ice. When he grew old, I took care of him. He lived to be 96 and never spent a day in a rest home. We often went to restaurants or concerts. I never broke the Commandment, Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother. My conscience is clear.

    Have you done the same for your parents?
    Bro...just die already so your life doesn't have to be justifying yourself on ohiochatter. It's pathetic really.
  • Tiernan
    FWK is playing us...no Fkn way a gay crippled mysogynist was once a skater on Holiday on Ice.