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4 Years Ago...

  • SnotBubbles
    Yesterday:
    I got drunk on anti-anxiety medication and posted a poll on $12Huddle whether or not I should kill myself.

    Today:
    I was punished by God with the STRESS OF HAVING twins.

    The police contacted me at the hospital while my wife was in labor. I felt like a douche. Still probably my most embarrassing moment.

    So it's been 4 years and I haven't had a suicidal thought since. Unless you think I should kill myself. Then vote in the poll.
  • queencitybuckeye
    Please don't kill yourself, you serve a valuable function to d-bags everywhere showing that there is someone more pathetic than themselves.
  • dlazz
    "Great thread!" - nobody
  • ernest_t_bass
    I voted "yes."
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    ernest_t_bass;1384191 wrote:I voted "yes."
    You two have a fight? Is it because he said things about your sister?
  • ernest_t_bass
    Raw Dawgin' it;1384193 wrote:You two have a fight? Is it because he said things about your sister?
    Yes.
  • Devils Advocate
    No option for Cletus.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    ernest_t_bass;1384210 wrote:Yes.
    thought so. it was either that or snot is black and....
  • SnotBubbles
    ernest_t_bass;1384210 wrote:Yes.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Raw Dawgin' it;1384193 wrote:You two have a fight? Is it because he said things about your sister?
    Raw Dawgin' it;1384217 wrote:thought so. it was either that or snot is black and....
    Reported for thread derail... and this is serious business.
  • Con_Alma
    SnotBubbles;1384163 wrote: ...
    I was punished by God with the birth of twins.

    ...
    Wow.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Con_Alma;1384241 wrote:Wow.
    lol
  • like_that
    I will go with "no," just as long as you post personal stuff from time to time that makes ETB QQ.
  • justincredible
    This is a basement thread.
  • Devils Advocate
    SnotBubbles;1384163 wrote:Yesterday:
    I got drunk on anti-anxiety medication and posted a poll on $12Huddle whether or not I should kill myself.

    Today:
    I was punished by God with the birth of twins.

    The police contacted me at the hospital while my wife was in labor. I felt like a douche. Still probably my most embarrassing moment.

    So it's been 4 years and I haven't had a suicidal thought since. Unless you think I should kill myself. Then vote in the poll.
    If you paid 12 dollars 4 years ago this week, you should go ahead and shoot yourself.

    Va JJ's was free until The end of October '09.
  • like_that
    justincredible;1384261 wrote:This is a basement thread.
    Really? NICE.
    like_that;1384245 wrote:I will go with "no," just as long as you post personal stuff from time to time that makes ETB QQ.
    Since this thread is now in the basement, I want to clarify what I meant here. Whenever ETB's sister fucks a black dude, be sure to let the OC know.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Anyone know who was the runner up in the 171 weight class in the D1 wrestling championships in 2005?
  • Iliketurtles
    ernest_t_bass;1384270 wrote:Anyone know who was the runner up in the 171 weight class in the D1 wrestling championships in 2005?
    Lol at trying to make that an insult.
  • justincredible
    ernest_t_bass;1384270 wrote:Anyone know who was the runner up in the 171 weight class in the D1 wrestling championships in 2005?
    I know who.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Iliketurtles;1384284 wrote:Lol at trying to make that an insult.
    lol. Who said I was trying to insult?
  • like_that
    ernest_t_bass;1384270 wrote:Anyone know who was the runner up in the 171 weight class in the D1 wrestling championships in 2005?
    Not me :(.
  • ernest_t_bass
    like_that;1384296 wrote:Not me :(.
    Perhaps it was 2006, 189 lbs.
  • justincredible
    The easiest solution to stop ernest from bringing up shit like that is to stop ripping on him about his sister. He didn't start the crap about his family, snot did. I'll leave it at that.
  • like_that
    justincredible;1384360 wrote:The easiest solution to stop ernest from bringing up shit like that is to stop ripping on him about his sister. He didn't start the crap about his family, snot did. I'll leave it at that.
    So, it's ok for ernest to break the rules because his feelings are getting hurt over anonymous people?
  • ernest_t_bass
    like_that;1384362 wrote:So, it's ok for ernest to break the rules because his feelings are getting hurt over anonymous people?
    What rules am I breaking? All I am doing is repeating information that was put on this very website. I'm not revealing anything that I personally know. I'm revealing things that other people have stated.