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  • FairwoodKing
    GoChiefs;1390716 wrote:Good luck. Maybe you will sell more than 3 copies this time. Probably not, since dad's not here to buy them to make you feel good about yourself though.
    You better hope I only sell three copies. This book will be explosive. Only the final chapter will deal with the "rape crew." That story pales in comparison to some of the things that have happened in this town. The chapter on Dino Cellini will itself be worth the price of the book. And no, I'm not talking about Dean Martin. He was Dino Crocetti. But the two Dinos knew each other and worked gambling houses together. Cellini was the biggest Mafia boss you never heard of. He raised hundreds of millions of dollars for the mob by using his math skills instead of a gun. He was probably the best math student Big Red ever produced.

    I won't tell you any more. You'll have to read the book when it comes out.
  • GoChiefs
    FairwoodKing;1396144 wrote:You better hope I only sell three copies. This book will be explosive. Only the final chapter will deal with the "rape crew." That story pales in comparison to some of the things that have happened in this town. The chapter on Dino Cellini will itself be worth the price of the book. And no, I'm not talking about Dean Martin. He was Dino Crocetti. But the two Dinos knew each other and worked gambling houses together. Cellini was the biggest Mafia boss you never heard of. He raised hundreds of millions of dollars for the mob by using his math skills instead of a gun. He was probably the best math student Big Red ever produced.

    I won't tell you any more. You'll have to read the book when it comes out.

    Why the fuck would I care how many it sells? I'll have to read it? Ummm, no. I don't give a fuck about Steubenville.
  • FairwoodKing
    Tiernan;1387795 wrote:Did not run across FWK while in Vegas but did gamble at the new Aria Casino, if you aint been yet make it a To Do. Best sports book on the strip in my opinion. watched the Indy vs Bucks game there and lost my ass but still had a good time just becuz the barmaids are all 10s.
    No, and you won't find me there. I hate Las Vegas. I have been three times, twice for Holiday on Ice reunions and once to present a paper at a professional conference. I may be from Steubenville, but I'm not a gambler. I wish I could have taken my father there. He was a very good poker player. I bet he would have won some money. I have only enjoyed two things about Vegas: the shows and the great place to rollerblade. But now that I have an artificial hip, I'm not allowed to skate any more. I should also add that the food is very good and very inexpensive. I had some good meals there. Nevertheless, I doubt if I will ever go back.
  • FairwoodKing
    As a P.S., every time I went there, I often mentioned that I was from Steubenville. Those people treated me like a king. I know they treat everyone well, but I got special treatment. The name Steubenville still means a lot in Vegas.
  • FairwoodKing
    GoChiefs;1396145 wrote:Why the **** would I care how many it sells? I'll have to read it? Ummm, no. I don't give a **** about Steubenville.
    If I can put down on paper what is now in my mind, this will be the hottest book of the year. I'm going all the way back to the 1700's. Did you know our namesake, Baron Frederick von Steuben, was a gay pedophile? I have drawn a conclusion that many historians will cringe at, because they don't know the whole story. I conclude that if von Steuben had not been a child molester, the Americans might not have won the Revolutionary War. This is a long complex story. You'll have to read the book to see how I drew this conclusion.
  • GoChiefs
    FairwoodKing;1396150 wrote:If I can put down on paper what is now in my mind, this will be the hottest book of the year. I'm going all the way back to the 1700's. Did you know our namesake, Baron Frederick von Steuben, was a gay pedophile? I have drawn a conclusion that many historians will cringe at, because they don't know the whole story. I conclude that if von Steuben had not been a child molester, the Americans might not have won the Revolutionary War. This is a long complex story. You'll have to read the book to see how I drew this conclusion.

    Reread the part of my post about not caring about Steubenville...or your book. I'd guess I'm in the majority on that one.
  • hasbeen
    FairwoodKing;1396146 wrote:No, and you won't find me there. I hate Las Vegas. I have been three times, twice for Holiday on Ice reunions and once to present a paper at a professional conference. I may be from Steubenville, but I'm not a gambler. I wish I could have taken my father there. He was a very good poker player. I bet he would have won some money. I have only enjoyed two things about Vegas: the shows and the great place to rollerblade. But now that I have an artificial hip, I'm not allowed to skate any more. I should also add that the food is very good and very inexpensive. I had some good meals there. Nevertheless, I doubt if I will ever go back.
    You're taking 'gay' to an extreme.

    And your father would have lost all his fucking money and then cried on the dick of a $2 transvestite hooker while his son watched and jerked it.
    FairwoodKing;1396148 wrote:As a P.S., every time I went there, I often mentioned that I was from Steubenville. Those people treated me like a king. I know they treat everyone well, but I got special treatment. The name Steubenville still means a lot in Vegas.
    Vegas has a lot of rapes so it makes sense.
    FairwoodKing;1396150 wrote:If I can put down on paper what is now in my mind, this will be the hottest book of the year. I'm going all the way back to the 1700's. Did you know our namesake, Baron Frederick von Steuben, was a gay pedophile? I have drawn a conclusion that many historians will cringe at, because they don't know the whole story. I conclude that if von Steuben had not been a child molester, the Americans might not have won the Revolutionary War. This is a long complex story. You'll have to read the book to see how I drew this conclusion.
    I did not know that. Looks like you are part of a long line of terrible people. Congratulations.
  • Tiernan
    Baron Von Steuben pronounced Baron Von Schtuppen. Monty Python character.
  • DeyDurkie5
    FairwoodKing;1396146 wrote:No, and you won't find me there. I hate Las Vegas. I have been three times, twice for Holiday on Ice reunions and once to present a paper at a professional conference. I may be from Steubenville, but I'm not a gambler. I wish I could have taken my father there. He was a very good poker player. I bet he would have won some money. I have only enjoyed two things about Vegas: the shows and the great place to rollerblade. But now that I have an artificial hip, I'm not allowed to skate any more. I should also add that the food is very good and very inexpensive. I had some good meals there. Nevertheless, I doubt if I will ever go back.
    FairwoodKing;1396148 wrote:As a P.S., every time I went there, I often mentioned that I was from Steubenville. Those people treated me like a king. I know they treat everyone well, but I got special treatment. The name Steubenville still means a lot in Vegas.
    FairwoodKing;1396150 wrote:If I can put down on paper what is now in my mind, this will be the hottest book of the year. I'm going all the way back to the 1700's. Did you know our namesake, Baron Frederick von Steuben, was a gay pedophile? I have drawn a conclusion that many historians will cringe at, because they don't know the whole story. I conclude that if von Steuben had not been a child molester, the Americans might not have won the Revolutionary War. This is a long complex story. You'll have to read the book to see how I drew this conclusion.
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  • Raw Dawgin' it
    lol nice fail on posting links.
  • FairwoodKing
    hasbeen;1396167 wrote:You're taking 'gay' to an extreme.

    And your father would have lost all his ****ing money and then cried on the **** of a $2 transvestite hooker while his son watched and jerked it.



    Vegas has a lot of rapes so it makes sense.



    I did not know that. Looks like you are part of a long line of terrible people. Congratulations.
    This "terrible" person saved the American Army from destruction. If it had been for von Steuben, Queen Elizabeth would be on our coins.
  • september63
    FairwoodKing;1396148 wrote:As a P.S., every time I went there, I often mentioned that I was from Steubenville. Those people treated me like a king. I know they treat everyone well, but I got special treatment. The name Steubenville still means a lot in Vegas.
    BS!!!!! You could ask 100 ppl working in LV about Steubenville and 95 would know nothing about your armpit city.
  • GoChiefs
    september63;1396720 wrote:BS!!!!! You could ask 100 ppl working in LV about Steubenville and 95 would know nothing about your armpit city.

    Or 99.
  • bradmaynard
    FairwoodKing;1396680 wrote:This "terrible" person saved the American Army from destruction. If it had been for von Steuben, Queen Elizabeth would be on our coins.
    If he doesn't end up being a vampire hunter, I'm not interested. And another thing, learn how to use the internet FFS. This is not an ideal setting to run (sorry) around telling everybody about how you and your dad used to X-Games it around Vegas trying to bang dudes.