**** this day.

• Devils Advocate

  

  Fuck me? Fuck you!
  
  Fuck you and this whole forum and everyone in it.
  
  Fuck the mods, dirtying up the good threads with their goody-goody shit. Get a fucking job!
  
  Fuck the trolls, bombing down the conversations with their decrepit posts, hormones steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. Shut the fuck up!
  
  Fuck the chat brats with their simple talk and kiss-ass spamming. Going down on each other on every post, jingling their private parts on my screen.
  
  Fuck the righties and their tea bagging shit and claim to be Christiansand their judgemental crap! Know where you'd be without us? ou would be Jews or Prebeterians!
  
  Fuck the religious bastards, scrolling up and down, typing their brainwashed mantras into every decent fucking conversation. Selling us on Jesus or Buddha or Allah or who the fuck knows!
  
  Fuck the know-it-alls. Self-styled masters of the internet. Gingers and Skittlesand wannabe motherfuckers, figuring out new ways to tell everyone they're right and I'm wrong! Send those debunking assholes to jail for fucking life! Give me a fucking break!
  
  Fuck the lurkers. 50 of them at the bottom of the screen, swelling up the bandwidth, worst fuckin' people on the internet. And don't even get me started on the newbies, because they make the lurkers look good!
  
  Fuck the bad-ass wannabe motherfuckers who think they're the shit with a keyboard, with their soft hands, pimply faces, and skinny-ass bodies. Swinging their big words around, trying to sound tough, when they'd crap in their pants if they ever met anyone face to face!
  
  Fuck the spammers with their cut and paste garbage and their 41 threads, standing behind a wall of a post that we're never going to read and we're never going to finish scrolling to the bottom of. 100 fucking words or less! Got it?!?
  
  And while you're at it, fuck the internet with its legion of dumb-ass peck-typing novices that's dumbing down the whole fucking thing for the rest of us! Get the fuck back to AOL!
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Have a nice day.
• Tiernan

  That is HOF gold right there DA...we are not worthy. Kudos and FU for the sport of it!
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  It's a spoof on the rant from 25th Hour...
• mtp2013

  

  Junk your computer troll.
• Devils Advocate

  

  mtp2013;1366469 wrote:Junk your computer troll.

  You are a spazz.
  
  I have no fucks for you.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  mtp2013;1366469 wrote:Junk your computer troll.

  just roll your house back to the trailer park you came from.
• Devils Advocate

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;1366453 wrote:It's a spoof on the rant from 25th Hour...

  All of my rants are original facsimilies...
  
  
  
  Fuck you.
• 4cards

  

  Devils Advocate;1366425 wrote:
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Have a nice day.

  ...you have a nice day too DA!
  
  & FU! (nice rant)
• Tiernan

  Raw Dawgin' it;1366453 wrote:It's a spoof on the rant from 25th Hour...

  ...they never play defense and take 5 steps before every lay-up.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  Devils Advocate;1366476 wrote:All of my rants are original facsimilies...
  
  
  
  Fuck you.

  be more original.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  This thread delivers the QQ.
• vball10set

  tl;dr
• mcburg93

  

  mtp2013;1366469 wrote:Junk your computer troll.

  Shut the fuck up felcher boy.
• mtp2013

  

  ^^Crawl back in your hole.
• mcburg93

  

  mtp2013;1366707 wrote:^^Crawl back in your hole.

  Are you a professional felcherer or do you just do it with your free time?
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  mtp2013;1366707 wrote:^^Crawl back in your hole.

  Hey pot, kettle here.
• sportchampps

  Lmao