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  • Tiernan
    Lance Armstrong

    Gotta laugh at people who believe your "attitude" can help you beat cancer and that a visit from Lyin' Lance motivated that attitude. Now if your negativity includes you not taking your meds, not attending treatments, etc, etc OK I guess you can say a bad attitude killed you. But if you do everything the Drs. prescribe in the sequence they prescribe...your attitude, good or bad ain't doing a damn thing. And even more so a visit from Lyin' Lance is even doing less to actually beat cancer.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    Tiernan;1366706 wrote:At some point civilized human beings need to shut the assholes up. And I get sick of their "freedoms"....
  • Tiernan
    Yes that is exactly what we gotta tell the assholes.

    ...then punch them really really hard in the face.
  • FatHobbit
    Tiernan;1366706 wrote:At some point civilized human beings need to shut the assholes up. And I get sick of their "freedoms"....
    I disagree.
    Tiernan;1366748 wrote:Lance Armstrong

    Gotta laugh at people who believe your "attitude" can help you beat cancer and that a visit from Lyin' Lance motivated that attitude. Now if your negativity includes you not taking your meds, not attending treatments, etc, etc OK I guess you can say a bad attitude killed you. But if you do everything the Drs. prescribe in the sequence they prescribe...your attitude, good or bad ain't doing a damn thing. And even more so a visit from Lyin' Lance is even doing less to actually beat cancer.
    I also think a positive attitude can go a long way in helping you over come illness. It certainly isn't a replacement for medication and treatment, but I think it's an important part.
  • Tiernan
    Sandy Hook

    The "truthers" are now harrassing the school neighbor who took in the six kids that made a run for it and saved their lives. These low lifes should be extended no liberties or rights and just allow people from Newtown to beat the ever living shit out out of them. I've never heard of such insanity and reaching to create "conspiracy" out of something.


    Oswald shot Kennedy, there are no alien remains at Area 51, Obama is a US citizen and these Fkn people need to be silenced and with some pain thrown in for good measure.
  • bases_loaded
    Watch the video. His story makes no sense.
  • Tiernan
    bases_loaded;1366787 wrote:Watch the video. His story makes no sense.
    The neighbor? or the idiot who made the video?
  • Sonofanump
    Do you think the following has ever occurred: A reasonably successful professional athlete (10-15 year career) retires, then proceeds to watch every game/match of his career in chronological order. I think I would want to do this. If so, who is the most likely candidate to be doing this right now?
  • Tiernan
    Sonofanump;1366934 wrote:Do you think the following has ever occurred: A reasonably successful professional athlete (10-15 year career) retires, then proceeds to watch every game/match of his career in chronological order. I think I would want to do this. If so, who is the most likely candidate to be doing this right now?
    Hey! this thread is solely reserved for basement banished assholes to start a new muse. Take this BS back up top where the sunshines.
  • Tiernan
    Heisman Leader Now...

    McCarron & Miller battle it out all season heading into the 2014 NC game.

    Johnny Man-Zier won't be in the hunt by week 6.
  • vball10set
    This pearl of history may have escaped you.

    History of the Condom:

    I've always been a student of history but I didn't know this.

    In 1272, the Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.


    In 1873, the British refined the idea by first taking the intestine
    out of the goat.

    Don't thank me, I do this as a public service for the advancement of education.
  • Pick6
    you will love this Tierno:
    http://deadspin.com/5976517/manti-teos-dead-girlfriend-the-most-heartbreaking-and-inspirational-story-of-the-college-football-season-is-a-hoax?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
  • Tiernan
    OMFG! So once again The Mighty Tiernan calls it from the get go...not only was he at best an average college LB its also turns out he's a crazy motherfucker. This is better shit than when George "I'm a Big Fat Liar" O"Leary took the pipe at ND.
  • Tiernan
    When Was the Last Time You Cried?

    When I attended Manti Teo's GF's funeral.
  • Tiernan
    [h=2]Bar Tab Disputes [/h]Sleeper my man, I'm pretty sure you bought two beers for Lennay Kekua.
  • Tiernan
    Mosy immature site...

    [INDENT]Just go to the basement and read the threads of people complaining about being banned and tiernans countless ND threads.

    Yeah that might be xKoTxNsDoMe but mine are the first posts you run to check on as soon as you log on. Don't be embarrased you aren't alone. [/INDENT]
  • Tiernan
    Poor Phil

    Never liked Lefty to begin with, this just reconfirms my suspicions he is probably the biggest doosh on the PGA Tour. Of course Davis Love the Fucking Third will always give him some tough competition for that title purely becuz of his name.
  • Tiernan
    Bars & Burgers

    Who knows more about Bars & Burgers than Tiernan? Best in Cbus is Westside Johnnys on Trabue. Best Burger in the USA is the Varsity in Atlanta. Best Bar in the USA is Snook Haven in Venice, FL.
  • Tiernan
    Inside voice

    Belly I do not believe in "filters" when I gotta say something I just say it. For instance...Raw Dawg has some deeply repressed homosexual issues to deal with, my suspicion is he was raped many times by an older family member. ETB was ignored as a child and his constant need for attention by constantly saying "Hey Everybody Look Over Here!" is a sad cry for help. O-trap most likely works in a cubical somewhere and is the butt of many of his co-workers jokes. He desparately wants to be part of the cool-kids table but his painful social awkwardness will never allow that to happen. He will most likely snap at some point and spray the office with an AK-47.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    Tiernan;1373021 wrote:Inside voice

    Belly I do not believe in "filters" when I gotta say something I just say it. For instance...Raw Dawg has some deeply repressed homosexual issues to deal with, my suspicion is he was raped many times by an older family member. ETB was ignored as a child and his constant need for attention by constantly saying "Hey Everybody Look Over Here!" is a sad cry for help. O-trap most likely works in a cubical somewhere and is the butt of many of his co-workers jokes. He desparately wants to be part of the cool-kids table but his painful social awkwardness will never allow that to happen. He will most likely snap at some point and spray the office with an AK-47.
    No - sounds like something you did to your children though or maybe their friends during sleep overs.
  • Tiernan
    ^^^
    Everytime you say "I'm not a homosexual predator" you make most of the OC believe it more Dawgy Dawg...just go get some help.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    Tiernan;1373059 wrote:^^^ "I'm homosexual predator"
    no one is judging.
  • Tiernan
    Therrrre that much better....ahhhhh
  • vball10set
    Didn't know where to put this, but I knew it had to be in the Basemant:

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    He said, "What are you doing coach?"

    "It's called masturbating," the coach replied. "You'll be doing this soon."

    "Why is that?" he asked.

    "Because my wrist is killing me," the coach replied.












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  • vball10set
    Didn't know quite where to put this, but I knew it had to be in the Basement:

    An 8-year-old boy catches his cross country coach masturbating.

    He said, "What are you doing coach?"

    "It's called masturbating," the coach replied. "You'll be doing this soon."

    "Why is that?" he asked.

    "Because my wrist is killing me," the coach replied.