Ohio Chatter DEV

O-Trap

Twas the night before Christmas and all over Chatter
Not a poster was stirring, nor a mod, for that matter

The ads were all hung in their banners with care
In hopes that Google Adsense would let them stay there

The members who were on, were up late at night
While visions of meltdowns kept there eyes wide and bright

And Wes Mantooth thinking the coast was all clear
Posted shots of his peen for the world to revere

When out of the fray there arose such a rage
As if Ender himself had been let out his cage

Away to the Basement I flew like a flash
I scrolled through the topics, both mild and brash

The quiet of few posters on this Christmas morn
Gave way to name-calling and borderline porn

And what, to my wondering eyes, should appear
But DeyDurkies's rant about being stuck here.

With a post string that seemed just so crazy and wild
That I knew in a moment he must be a child

More rapid than eagles his curses they came
As he ranted and whined and repeated the same

"Go fuck yourselves," "Fuck you," "It's the mods' fault I'm banned,"
"This place sucks," "All the mods' shit on me was all planned."

Though I tried to explain to him, clear and concise
Why the rules didn't find "Go fuck yourself" nice

His reply was a tantrum and posts to just try
To show some hypocrisy in the explanation why

His examples did range from someone being mean
To someone saying "fuck" to just talking about peen

Elsewhere on the site, posters discussed the prez
And why we should or shouldn't all like what he says

Then Belly decided to post something insightful:
"Ilb sldk k jahsliduhf skj lpiod asd vrudslij."

GoChiefs picked a fight with the last from Wayne County
Pro football fans argued about the claim of the Saints bounty

I heard ETB claim as he left for the night,
"Talk about my sister and black guys, and we're gonna fight."

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!

GOONx19