O-Trap or Isadore: Who should get eaten by a bear?

• O-Trap

  

  Isadore, O-Trap, and a couple other Chatterers are camping. A bear comes out of the woods. For the good of the world, who should the bear eat?
• isadore

  i being a decent and redeemed human being would willing sacrifice myself with the hope it might lead the others to abandon greed, selfishness and bigotry. you can still be redeemed.
• Sonofanump

  Gosh a ruddies TLDR.
• said_aouita

  

  Just remember you don't need to out-run the bear just the other OC'ers camping with you.
• BR1986FB

  Trick question...Isadore tries to preach his bullshit to the bear and it runs in the opposite direction while O-Trap gives the bear a long dissertation from which it dies of boredom.
• Devils Advocate

  

  O-trap... I do not know any bears that I hate that much.
  
  Now if you changed the poll to "killed with fire"......
• ernest_t_bass

  

  I voted for the most obvious one.