Politician names and bathroom humor ... how often they cross paths!

• O-Trap

  

  I was discussing this with a friend today. There seem to have been a pretty large number of politicians with names that can easily be associated with bathroom humor. Granted, some of them are pretty common. But grouped with the others, it's almost comical.
  
  George W. Bush
  Dick Cheney
  Colon Powell
  Gary Johnson
  Anthony Weiner
  John Boehner (regardless of how people pronounce it, you know how you read it in your head)
  Dick Swett
  
  Sometimes, the middle school me can't help but laugh at the people we've elected to handle serious matters, given that it's hard to take them seriously.
  
  Sorry this isn't more political. Figured it would probably end up being a political shit-throwing contest since it started with politicians in it, so I just pre-emptively put it here.
• redstreak one

  

  Years ago watching a Nascar race I pointed out wouldnt it be funny if Jimmy Johnson got into Kurt Busch and came out with Dick Trickle? lol
• TedSheckler

  

  This just may be the worst thread in the history of the internet.
• O-Trap

  

  TedSheckler;1530475 wrote:This just may be the worst thread in the history of the internet.

  I'm going to have to introduce you to Darby.
• sleeper

  

  You forgot Barack Obama.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  sleeper;1530552 wrote:You forgot Barack Obama.

  I took one of those this morning.
• BRF

  

  I can't imagine how bad it must be for a kid to have the last name of Weiner. Are you kidding me? I would change that as soon as I was able to.
  
  But, O-Trap, there is a cross country kid at Smithville who is pretty good......last name Weiner. Poor kid.
• BRF

  

  Also: first name of Dick. Back in the day, it was very common.....but today, it just doesn't sound right to shout at a guy......"hey Dick!".....and have everyone around look at you.
• TedSheckler

  

  BRF;1530604 wrote:Also: first name of Dick. Back in the day, it was very common.....but today, it just doesn't sound right to shout at a guy......"hey Dick!".....and have everyone around look at you.

  Because today they are smart enough to go by Rick or Rich.
• O-Trap

  

  BRF;1530599 wrote:But, O-Trap, there is a cross country kid at Smithville who is pretty good......last name Weiner. Poor kid.

  Wouldn't know, but yeah, I feel bad for the guy. Kids are creative enough without such an overtly mockable name.
  

  TedSheckler;1530690 wrote:Because today they are smart enough to go by Rick or Rich.

  Well, at the very least, they're socially savvy enough to go by those names.