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  • FatHobbit
    http://columbus.craigslist.org/grd/3136637758.html

    N    ot sure how long it will stay up

    [h=2]FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER[/h]Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can sling s--t for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire the manure spreader this November. I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.
    Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington, D.C
  • password
    Be careful of what you post, people will brand you as a racist if you don't hold on to that spreader for a couple more years.
  • ts1227
    He forgot to mention that he intends to replace this particular model of manure spreader with a rival model one that is painted white.
  • 2kool4skool
    "Pampered by various owners."

    Yeah, the guy born into a single-parent home and later raised by his grandparents was the pampered one. Says a guy who likely voted for Bush II and will likely be voting for Romney soon.

    For being the party of "self reliance" the Republicans sure do love to nominate trust fund kids.
  • j_crazy
    2kool4skool;1226272 wrote:"Pampered by various owners."

    Yeah, the guy born into a single-parent home and later raised by his grandparents was the pampered one. Says a guy who likely voted for Bush II and will likely be voting for Romney soon.

    For being the party of "self reliance" the Republicans sure do love to nominate trust fund kids.

    Word. I'm conservative but won't vote Republican for the 2nd election in a row.
  • Ghmothwdwhso
    FatHobbit;1225002 wrote:http://columbus.craigslist.org/grd/3136637758.html

    N    ot sure how long it will stay up

    FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER

    Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can sling s--t for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire the manure spreader this November. I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.
    Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington, D.C

    And I thought he was referring to the 50 year ago manure spreader, Kennedy.
  • Ghmothwdwhso
    j_crazy;1227359 wrote:Word. I'm conservative but won't vote Republican for the 2nd election in a row.
    Sorry for your poor choice..... I didn't know that you had to be born poor and in a single parent home to be eligible for POTUS these days..... my how times have changed.

    Shame on his parents.
  • Manhattan Buckeye
    2kool4skool;1226272 wrote:"Pampered by various owners."

    Yeah, the guy born into a single-parent home and later raised by his grandparents was the pampered one. Says a guy who likely voted for Bush II and will likely be voting for Romney soon.

    For being the party of "self reliance" the Republicans sure do love to nominate trust fund kids.
    I'm going to go out on a limb and say Obama's caretakers never had to cut coupons or feed him with vienna sausage, during the worst economic times of my life (Carter years) he appeared to be chooming it up in Hawaii. But I could be wrong, he's doing great.
  • swoosh
    Lol it's been flagged. That's creative and original right there. The poster has to be a republican.