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Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

  • rocketalum
    That's good satire!

    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/area_man_passionate_defender_of
  • David St. Hubbins
    http://www.theonion.com/content/video/u_s_condemned_for_pre_emptive_use

    This is my personal favorite.
  • BoatShoes
    Is that MajorSparks? Haha :) I kid, I kid
  • majorspark
    Can't be me I am younger and much better looking.
  • BCSbunk
    LOL the Onion is great, that guy would die if he read the Treaty of Tripoli

    Authored by American diplomat Joel Barlow in 1796, the following treaty was sent to the floor of the Senate, June 7, 1797, where it was read aloud in its entirety and unanimously approved. John Adams, having seen the treaty, signed it and proudly proclaimed it to the Nation.

    Art. 11. As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquillity, of Mussulmen; and, as the said States never entered into any war, or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties, that no pretext arising from religious opinions, shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.
  • CenterBHSFan
    Art. 11. As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquillity
    I think this is important to note.

    As long as a Christian (or any other) church is not dictating laws, nobody has anything to worry about.
    As an aside, because of this, I've always wondered what the flack about nativity scenes and such was all about.
  • cbus4life
    CenterBHSFan wrote:
    Art. 11. As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquillity
    I think this is important to note.

    As long as a Christian (or any other) church is not dictating laws, nobody has anything to worry about.
    As an aside, because of this, I've always wondered what the flack about nativity scenes and such was all about.
    It is child abuse.

    Why should a baby jesus be subjected to the freezing Ohio winters.
  • CenterBHSFan
    It is child abuse.
    Why should a baby jesus be subjected to the freezing Ohio winters.
    Because it is CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN!!!!!!!!111!!!
  • cbus4life
    CenterBHSFan wrote:
    It is child abuse.
    Why should a baby jesus be subjected to the freezing Ohio winters.
    Because it is CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN!!!!!!!!111!!!
    Now you're talking!