Beware the Salmon

• hasbeen

  

  A scare has started up throughout the wrestling world, especially in the central district.
  
  Led by Olentangy Lewis Center's freshmen coach, the salmon attack is something for all those standing around at tournaments to be worried about.
  
  Be ware.
• knightflyer150

  I was hit with the Salmon on December 19th at the North Canton Hoover tournament. Initially, it pissed me off until I realized it was just petty jealousy on my part and I really just wished to unleash the salmon on someone.
  
  It seems it has spread. Will there be vaccination clinics set up or will it just "run its course"?
  
  Please advise.
• hasbeen

  

  knightflyer150 wrote: I was hit with the Salmon on December 19th at the North Canton Hoover tournament. Initially, it pissed me off until I realized it was just petty jealousy on my part and I really just wished to unleash the salmon on someone.
  
  It seems it has spread. Will there be vaccination clinics set up or will it just "run its course"?
  
  Please advise.

  There are a few fundraisers attempting to raise money for research because once you've been hit by the salmon, it is unknown the lasting effects on the victim.
• cruiser_96

  

  I'm telling you right now that if this "Salmon" stuff shows up at THEE Groveport Madison on January 30th, 2010 - the date for the Cruiser Invitational - someone is going down! Heads will roll. Keep it out of our gym... Or else!
• 1_beast

  

  I personally would NOT TOLERATE the salmon in my gym either Cruiser. Not good for the kids to see that.
  
  Isnt Thee Cruiser Invite the place where you get super uber cool gargantic wall brackets??? Its the talk of the State
• I Wear Pants

  The salmon has been spreading around Beloit area soccer teams for years.
  
  You should not fear it as there are no long term effects, you should however Beware the Salmon Mousse!
• bravesman

  SALMON!!!
  
  Cruiser, wake up, it has been to Groveport on 2 occasions this year and even paged over your PA once at your tournament by your brother. There is no avoiding the salmon. You don't get the salmon, it gets you !!!
  
  Lastly, the salmon was not invented by any coach, but a certain 160lb wrestler.
• cruiser_96

  

  But! our gym has since changed roofs and we'll be using two entirely different mats.
  
  Salmon be gone!!!
• hasbeen

  

  bravesman wrote:
  
  Lastly, the salmon was not invented by any coach, but a certain 160lb wrestler.

  May not have invented it, but that freshmen coach of yours unleashed the Salmon on everyone at centerville....
  
  He's worse than the wrestlers
  
  
  
• zambrown

  

  Thank you for asking, ccrunner, because I too am lost.
• knightflyer150

  . . . you'll see.
• hasbeen

  

  ccrunner609 wrote: what the hell are you guys talking about?

  zambrown wrote: Thank you for asking, ccrunner, because I too am lost.

  You just beware!!
  
  zam, come district time, I'm sure your son will experience it.
• xnds1fan

  

  I'm with ccrunner and zambrown.... What and the heck are yous talking about?
• hasbeen

  

  
• cruiser_96

  

  Like McDonald's... I'm lovin' it!
• said_aouita

  

  I Wear Pants wrote: Beware the Salmon Mousse!

  I prefer salmon cheesecake.
• Joe Daugherty

  I prefer Locks , but it sounds very familiar, kinda like the Russian kid or the Tripple Lindy! LOL
• THE4RINGZ

  

  I like the fact that the banner ad when I opened this thread is for Alaskan Seafood, celebrating 50 years of sustainability. 50 years? DAMN!!!!
• hasbeen

  

  this just in: Pickerington North's Matt Ferguson breaks out in tears after experiencing the Salmon at the Mason tournament!
• cruiser_96

  

  Prayers from the Port.
• hasbeen

  

  bravesman wrote:

  pnhasbeen wrote: this just in: Pickerington North's Matt Ferguson breaks out in tears after experiencing the Salmon at the Mason tournament!

  suffering the same type of salmon related tragedy was dublin coffman coaching legend bob stoll. please keep coach stoll and his family in your thoughts and prayers. i know coach stoll could use some encouragement during these difficult times. he can be reached at the following address: [email protected]

  Coach Harris and Coach Salinas of Pickerington North also were hit. Harris was quite upset, but Salinas stayed strong enough to console his fellow coach.
  
  Beware.
• wrstlr2504

  I noticed how upset Coach Harris was. After he was hit, he was in such shock that he didn't know what he was doing, and he tore through the tournament trying to tap everyone out. I saw him hit the Olentangy assistant coach with rear-naked choke...these are the kind of devastating effects that a salmon can have on a man.
• cruiser_96

  

  I took Brad "the Ghey" Harris for more of an arm-bar kind of guy. Hmmph. You think you know somebody!
• hasbeen

  

  cruiser_96 wrote: I took Brad "the Ghey" Harris for more of an arm-bar kind of guy. Hmmph. You think you know somebody!

  You can cry on my shoulder.
• pioneersfan

  Ok, i've seen this on here for while, can anyone explain this to me?